Shit Story Syndrome

Perpetual tendency to tell bad stories. There is always one person in a group who rambles about some random bullshit that happens in their boring life, usually oblivious to the total disinterest of those around. The unfortunate recipient of the verbal diarrhoea if usually forced to choke up an occasional polite 'Mm-hmm' and 'Interesting'.

Severe cases of shit story syndrome result in prolonged uncomfortable silences, quick change of topic, and somebody exclaiming 'cool story, bro'

'Why are you so late?'
'I was on the phone to Maria. She kept going on about her gran's childhood vacation, but I stopped listening about two minutes in.'
'Yeah, I don't blame you. She has shit story syndrome.'

by Alkjjhhg May 29, 2016

Best friend story

a bestfriend story- where you talk about how good he/she is to you , how you explain yall bond

who tryna be added in the best friend story where i talk bout my bestie

by mermaid102 February 24, 2020

Unpopular opinion story

The act of ranting about your opinions, not caring how other feel about it.

In my unpopular opinion story I will talk about ....

by Monite February 26, 2020

Rave Story Rejects

A tournament inspired by the siivagunner king for another day tournament. They upload mashups and remix's of songs on soundcloud. It has 24 contestants and king pig shouldn't have BEEN ELIMINATED

person 1: hey man do you know what rave story rejects is
person 2: yeah king pig is the best contestant

by hotzzza September 16, 2020

Shami girl stories

a shami girl stories can be a boy or a girl stories which it contains usually flowers, googled arabic words, old arabic songs, coffee

This guy posts a shami girl stories

by The moody girl November 17, 2020

pippy long story

Someone who turns a 30 second story in to a 15 minute speech.

Matt is such a pippy long story. Whenever Matt starts a story, just know that you need a fresh drink and a snack because you're going to be there for 30 minutes!

by pharmbored December 5, 2020

toy story drunk

When you go to bed with a buzz and wake up with a woody

last christmas I was toy story drunk

by thegleekster December 24, 2020