Female: why did you change your name?
Jerome: because Jessica screams married at twenty.
Female: Damm you rite.
Semi inspired by (class of 09)
Jerome: because Jessica screams married at twenty.
Female: Damm you rite.
Semi inspired by (class of 09)
by N-doggster January 2, 2024
Get the Jessicamug. If Aphrodite was a person it’s Jessica, quite literally the prettiest girl in existence, and nobody comes even close. Jessica is so compassionate, comforting, caring, sweet, kind, and absolutely loving. You’ll never find someone like Jessica and the love she can bring you. If you ever find yourself one hold on to them tightly and never let go cause ik I won’t ever want to.
(Wick witch): Mirror mirror on the wall who’s the prettiest of them all.
(Mirror on the wall) : that would be the fairest, prettiest and most gorgeous of them all Jessica.
(Mirror on the wall) : that would be the fairest, prettiest and most gorgeous of them all Jessica.
by eggy_nacho July 30, 2024
Get the Jessicamug. 
The most beautiful girl. Bad ass but can be a sweet heart. Truly grinds my gears into powder. Careful not to break her heart because she will kill you. Can love you with all her heart if she ever chooses to give you a chance.
by Nsugar July 3, 2021
Get the Jessicamug. A Jessicaism is the tradition of saying on New Year's Day any thing one is doing for the first time that year
For example:
" This is the first time I've had coffee all year"
"This is the first time I've showered all year"
"This is the first time I've checked my messages all year"
For example:
" This is the first time I've had coffee all year"
"This is the first time I've showered all year"
"This is the first time I've checked my messages all year"
A Jessicaism is when your friend says in New Year's : This is the first time I've talked to you all year.
by Queen Crone December 31, 2018
Get the Jessicaismmug. Jessica is very passionate and hands down or on "lol or no hands whatever you prefer. She is a giver and wants you to recognize the things she does. She will love you to the ends of the earth and will cross the universe to find you if your lost.
by Jblondebombshell January 17, 2024
Get the Jessicamug. The most supportive and loving girl that walks this earth. She has beautiful eyes that sparkle even at night. Her smile can light up a whole room filled with darkness. And her laugh is contagious and cute. Girl’s can't help but to stare. If she falls in love, she won't stop thinking about you. She is intelligent, athletic, into art, and great at listening. If you ever find yourself a Jessica, don't let go.
by Jess_xxx January 29, 2020
Get the Jessicamug.