Fruhmuhnda Cheese is the accumulation of pure griminess(90% sweat and an equal part left over poop residue) in the area spanning from the back side of your ball sack,all the way to your butthole! This area is commonly known as the DMZ,Bonch,Taint,Gooch,etc! Fruhmuhnda Cheese can be found in both males and females alike,but looks and smells 10x worse in females because of all the juices that flow as well as the folds that keep it all in!!
James: Yo Flip,dude.......we've been on this OP for at least 13 hours now and theres no end to it in sight so youre just going to have to hang tight!
Flip:Bro,not only am I about to literally shit my pants,but I havent showered in over a week and my Fruhmuhnda Cheese is OUT OF CONTROL and smells so bad that even the Iraqi's are starting to look at me funny! And Im starting to get so chaffed that Im on the verge of not being able to walk!
James:Dude,Im so sorry,but duty calls and were not comin off this rooftop! Go poop in the corner,I got your six!
James: FRUH....
Flip: MUHN...
James: DUH.....
Flip: CHEEEEEEZ!!
Flip:Bro,not only am I about to literally shit my pants,but I havent showered in over a week and my Fruhmuhnda Cheese is OUT OF CONTROL and smells so bad that even the Iraqi's are starting to look at me funny! And Im starting to get so chaffed that Im on the verge of not being able to walk!
James:Dude,Im so sorry,but duty calls and were not comin off this rooftop! Go poop in the corner,I got your six!
James: FRUH....
Flip: MUHN...
James: DUH.....
Flip: CHEEEEEEZ!!
by James and Flip-Flip October 16, 2010
Get the Fruhmuhnda Cheesemug. by dahnjor November 4, 2013
Get the gouda cheesemug. a bachelor food: the combination of macaroni & cheese with any other food, most commonly a condiment.
by Will Nelson January 11, 2008
Get the bacheloroni & cheesemug. Same as asscheese except frontal. Can include both the unwashing of the sexual parts after sex, or simply non washing of the area for an extended period of time.
by Digitalcanuck June 30, 2006
Get the bag cheesemug. Taking a minor matter and unnecessarily inflating its importance.
Comes from a fat kid grabbing rather harshly a cup of dip cheese for his fries after he realizes there is not enough on his fries.
Comes from a fat kid grabbing rather harshly a cup of dip cheese for his fries after he realizes there is not enough on his fries.
I was driving down the road doing 30 in a 25 and this cop must have been gripping the cheese cuz he pulled me over.
When my girl told me she went to lunch with Pat from work I was gripping the cheese until i found out Pat was short for Patricia rather than Patrick.
When my girl told me she went to lunch with Pat from work I was gripping the cheese until i found out Pat was short for Patricia rather than Patrick.
by Da215BigBen October 21, 2009
Get the Gripping The Cheesemug. by Lezs February 20, 2009
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