Iain Duncan Smith

One time leader of the British Conservative Party - in which capacity he proved completely useless. Now he's back in the cabinet taking a big knife to the welfare system. Iain Duncan Smith is bald, rich and a cunt. He lives in his London home rent free. He has never been poor but he's determined to starve out the UK underclass (who were once a working class until Thatcher made them all unemployed in the 1980s). This bald-headed, self-righteous, upper-class, out of touch, money hoarding, benefit cutting, wankstain is also a very boring man by all accounts.

Benfit Claimant 1: You going Christmas shopping this afternoon?
Benefit Claimant 2: You're fucking joking right? All I've got to look forward to is Iain Duncan Smith cutting my unemployment peanuts off. Cunt!

by Charles Henry Scargill December 18, 2010

Jada Pinkett Smith

A Voldetart.

Jada Pinkett Smith's name must be kept out of out mouths. She is a Voldetart.

by Anya Christina Harris April 3, 2022

Winston Smith Syndrome

Referring to the character Winston Smith from 1984, Winston Smith Syndrome is when a guy viciously hates a girl because he wants to fuck her and she is unavailable or just doesn't like him. This is referring to the relationship between Winston and his love interest, Julia, at the beginning of 1984, in which Winston wants to murder Julia who he believes she is an ardent Junior Anti Sex League member.

Boy: Ugh, I HATE that girl. She is such a shallow slut and only dates dumb jocks.
Girl: Uh huh.. Winston Smith Syndrome much?

by Female type person June 25, 2010

Lamar S. Smith

The most hated man in the internet wolrd right now, creator of S.O.P.A.

"hey Lamar S. Smith do you want tacos?, no S.O.P.A. is better"

by Kallilunatica February 5, 2012

Take a Dick Smith

Verb. Liquidating one's assets (esp. community property) for pure personal gain and leaving; abandoning societal/familial social, moral and ethical expectations; forsaking one's responsibilities. Taking the easy way out.

Dick Smith was married and had 5 children. He had a big house with expensive cars and all the trappings of a wealthy family. One day Dick lost his job and after leaving work, liquidated all of his bank accounts and assets and left town, leaving his family high and dry.

Applications-

1. Someone gets fired from work- "he took a Dick Smith"
2. You are at a party and want to leave- "Hey I am going to take a Dick Smith"
3. Someone quits a job- "I took a Dick Smith"
4. Sean White lost in the Olympics- "Sean White took a Dick Smith in that event"
5. A store or restaurant closes- "They took a Dick Smith"

by T.M. Zappa February 26, 2014

anna nicole smith

Code word for Xanax.

Dude, stop calling my celly asking me for Xanax! Don't you know the fucking pigs are tapping my phone? Next time, just say you need to hang out with anna nicole smith, ya doofus. Save that overly obvious telephone terminology for when you're calling a sketch pad.

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. May 22, 2009

Christian J Smith

The fourth angel in the book of revelation. Forex trading genius. He worked on some of the biggest movies in the world such as Avengers: EndGame.

Oh my God, it's Christian J Smith!

Christian J Smith raised his right hand and scorched them with fire.

by julissa44 March 24, 2022