ur mum

gay

jim: ugh you are so stupid
carl: ur mum gay
jim:*ligit fucking dies*

by Your_local_lesbian December 30, 2019

your mum

YOUR BLOODCLUT MUM

I FUCK YOUR MUM BITCH

by ME_MYSELF_N_I December 3, 2021

mum

a term which used when u are talking to a bitch

"u can suck your mum"

by notahacker123 August 24, 2017

Your mum

defining something big and fat
sometimes hot

Greefy: he look at that big plane over there. I wonder whats the dimensions of it
Beefy: I am very sure thats around the size of that of your mum.

by deez_slimy May 15, 2022

ur mum

ur mum is a person who likes your dad. she also likes sleeping in a weekdays and being late for work. ur mum is someone you can count on to make a burnt omlet at midnight. ur mum likes going to partys celebrating kids birthday partys; and especially the random neighbor kids who lives next door which she likes more than you. she typically has a farting issue when shes at campfires.

kids friend: hey look its ur mum
kid: thats not my mum thats ur mum

by urmum12345 April 29, 2021

Mum

She’s probably nice unless she isn’t

Guy:Hi
Other guy:Hi

Mum:I’m your mum

Bruh idk

by Ffswhyareallthenamestaken March 13, 2021

Ur Mum

Ur Mum is a person that is usually really hot or really fat ( in American jokes ) spelling it in an American way ( Ur MOM ) is unacceptable.

Omg! That persons standards are so high they could date Ur Mum!

by Nadyak August 7, 2022