Riding The Singularity Wagon

My way of saying, "I'm Single". That's all.

Inspired by the teetotaling phrase "Riding the Water Wagon".

If you're riding this wagon, you're all alone.

"How come Jesse has a girl, but I'm stuck riding the singularity wagon? What the actual f*ck?"

by PlanetOceanReturns June 8, 2023

happy wagon

A term used for pedophile van

I swear to Christ, if you don't bring back my headphones, I'll take you to the man who ownes the happy wagon!

by Orphan_kicKER December 14, 2019

Turd Wagon

A juvenile term of endearment often used by siblings as a way to bond.

Way to go turd wagon.

by Buttmunch1! October 9, 2022

Canvas Wagon

An archaic term for Docking.

Steve and Denver decided it was time to take their relationship to the next level by creating a Canvas Wagon between themselves.

by Stenver August 15, 2025

Shagin wagon

A cool mini van where married people can have romantic time

Chris was excited to sleep in the shagin wagon with his sexy wife!

by Smelly mellly November 26, 2023

Puss Wagon

A tall sip of water who gets much tail while driving his mom’s station wagon.

That Mario Lopez is a real puss wagon.

by 2legit2start August 26, 2022

Weasel wagon

Ambulance like fire engine whose members enjoy masochistic abuse and torment. They push hard and fast and allow for full chest recoil. They love chicken bacon cheese and dislike sleeping and the gym.

I couldn’t sleep cause the weasel wagon kept me up all night with their nonsense.

by Dr. Tobagen July 8, 2018