gay boy with a jewish background cant get any chiki babes his jealous about how much zac and brad get the laaadies ;)
by monkeys uncle August 8, 2012
Get the matt Mmug. Someone who is characterized by territoriality of a television remote and someone who is really annoying and likes to be a jerk all the time to try and fit in
by Zombie51ayer October 6, 2010
Get the Matt Perrymug. The funniest man you will ever see perform...IN SUNGLASSES. He plays not one, but TWO instruments. Hell, what's one worth if you're not playing the other at the same time?...while eating pie, juggling guitar picks, and doing other desperate attempts to get the audience to like you. Never takes off his leather jacket. Also a synonym for cuntcork.
Steve: (to Jim) Do you like jazz music?
Jim: No. That's for gays.
Steve: (To Tom) Do you like jazz music?
Tom: Do I look like a French Polynesian to you?
Steve: (To Charlie) Do YOU like jazz music?
Charlie: Eh...it's alright...if I were a QUEER.
Steve: (To the class) Does ANYONE like jazz music?
Matt Katz:(And no one else) I do.
Steve: (To the class) Anyone at all?
Matt Katz: Yea I do!
Steve: (To the class) So NO ONE likes jazz music?
Matt Katz: What do I look like to you?
Steve: (To Matt) A gay. Ok, so no one likes jazz music. Case closed.
Jim: No. That's for gays.
Steve: (To Tom) Do you like jazz music?
Tom: Do I look like a French Polynesian to you?
Steve: (To Charlie) Do YOU like jazz music?
Charlie: Eh...it's alright...if I were a QUEER.
Steve: (To the class) Does ANYONE like jazz music?
Matt Katz:(And no one else) I do.
Steve: (To the class) Anyone at all?
Matt Katz: Yea I do!
Steve: (To the class) So NO ONE likes jazz music?
Matt Katz: What do I look like to you?
Steve: (To Matt) A gay. Ok, so no one likes jazz music. Case closed.
by Michael Romero February 9, 2008
Get the Matt Katzmug. A piece of shit who tried to profit off of people’s fear of the coronavirus by hoarding hand sanitizer and trying to sell it for profit.
by A cool frog March 16, 2020
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