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sextuple-third-cousin

Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and twelve great-great-grandparents in common with other living beings.
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by Simaduria July 26, 2024
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Third law of Thugonomics

The third law of thugonamics states: the one who sent the cheeked up pineapple is trying to cover up the fact that he lied
OJ Simpson proceeds to send a dancing pineapple with a big butt after the glove doesn’t fit. This is an example of the Third Law of Thugonomics
by Nike Toon October 19, 2025
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A man with honour and great humility
whos that?
bro, its Sir Christopher Bartholomew The Third Jr, show some fucking respect you donkey
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by lezgoo September 23, 2021
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third-party authority

A slang term for "external authority", which is commonly imposed by parents, teachers, institutions, and employers to children, teenagers, and younger adults — but not that commonly imposed to seniors old enough to retire
I can't stand how third-party authority controls our lives—parents and teachers are always dictating what we can do, while seniors just chill and enjoy their freedom!
by Emotional Cruiser November 10, 2025
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Third Wheel

The person in a group of people (usually two, though sometimes more) who is most often left out of things.

The third wheel is usually there for one of two reasons - to act as a mediator, such as with a couple, or to be the "convenience friend" when nobody else is there to hang.

Third wheels are not normally forcefully excluded from activities, but they're not usually invited or informed about them either.

Not to be confused with being third-wheeled.
Jim left the friend group because he was sick of being excluded as a third wheel.
by verwijder January 18, 2021
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third-cousin-once-removed-in-law

1- Third-cousin-once-removed's spouse.
2- Spouse's third-cousin-once-removed.
My third-cousin-once-removed-in-law is a good person.
by JAMP12 September 21, 2021
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benjamin george thomas the third

ben.

aka a guy with really weak shins
“oh look it’s benjamin george thomas the third, i dented his shin the other week”
by c1nnxm0n August 2, 2022
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