douche worm

A douche who is also a bookworm, fairly self-explainitory

God Lauren is such a douche worm.

by Jonathan T Rogers March 06, 2008

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Trollop of tape worms

A grouping of more than one tape worms..

That's a trollop of tape worms.

by The carpet creeper June 20, 2022

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rock worm

A vermeologist's euphemism for an erection.

They worked well together professionally, but she had no interest in studying his rock worm.

by jhndrsn April 26, 2013

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Off the worm

OR off the wyrm; a reality check. Getting back to work after slacking or spacing out.

Referencing the tequila worm. As in you aren't drunk any more and have a hangover but have to get to work anyway.

After Summer I'm off the worm. Mom says I gotta get a job.

by rewolf7 July 08, 2014

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Gummy worm factory

A pleasureful and complicated sexual maneuver. The materials required are 6-13 gummy worms and two people, one of which with a very hairy rectum. Person #1 lies on their back and spreads their cheeks creating a gaping abyss while person #2 inserts the worms into the hole. Person #1 then takes a squatting position above person #2 who lies on their back and prepares their mouth for reception. Person #1 then proceeds to empty the worms one by one into the gaping mouth resembling a common factory assembly line.

Person #2: “Can we do the gummy worm factory again tonight? I’ve been fielding for some chocolate covered worms”
Person #1: “Sure! I made sure to pick up a bag of gummy worms at the store today”
Person #2: “Can I eat the worms this time?”
Person #1: “Sure and I’ll get to excrete them!”

by Bloop bloop bloop November 18, 2021

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