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Snack Pack

A snack pack is an act conducted between you and your partner.

Step 1: Pick your favorite snack pack flavor, I prefer chocolate.

Step 2: gently open a pudding snack pack. Leave the tin lid attached to reseal for future use.
Step 3: slowly dip your testicles in said snack pack.

Step 4: Pull your testicles, slowly, out of the snake pack. (If you pull to fast, see pudding spoon.)

Step 5: Dip your chocolate covered testicles in your partner's mouth. Hmmmmmm

Step 6: Leave your testicles in your partner's mouth until they are cleaner than they were prior to dunking your balls in chocolate pudding. If they are still sticky, dip and repeat.
Stack packet complete!

PS: Pudding is pronounced- puuuudddinnggg. When you say it, the noise should come out of your nose and as little tongue movement as possible. That's what she said.
Last night my boyfriend snack pack 'ed like a pro! It took 3 heavy cycles to get them so clean u could eat off of them. Rinse, repeat, reuse, recycle is what I always go by....(Thrasher brasher)
by Thrasher Brasher July 7, 2020
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Pack of Cunny's

A Pack of Cunny's also known as 'Workplace Mean Girls' who wear shields on their BACKS to primarily protect themselves from EACH OTHER and their all too prevalent "Knife in the Back" approach.
Jane arrived at work early just to avoid the Pack of Cunny's and their ruthless back stabbing attempts to advance themselves in the workplace even if it meant taking another cunny out !
by Renegade Jane June 11, 2017
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jazmyn pack

The ass crack you fucked in 6th grade that is now a guy.
Jazmyn Pack doesn't have a vagenis
by jazmynpack October 11, 2019
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quiet pack

A low grade bag of marijuana. Reggie, Schwag, Bobby Brown, Mids, Poop, Sticks and Seeds. Found in Mexico and urban cities in the U.S
Yo nigga, stop smoking that quiet pack! Smoke this shit, its called loud.
by DenverBroncos69 August 19, 2013
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Whack pack

Usually sold at 7-11 or other convenience stores, a whack pack is a collection of outdated porn magazines, usually three or four to a pack, wrapped in plastic, and sold at a discount.
While preparing for a marathon jerk-off session in his hotel room, John stopped by the local Quickie Mart and bought himself a whack pack.
by Ludditeright June 2, 2013
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packing the pud

Masturbating, jacking off, touching ones self with ones self
Verb;
I was laying here packing the pud, when my mother walked in.
by CtC May 30, 2014
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Five-pack

A gift given to a friend whereby you buy a six-pack of beer, or some similar beverage, but drink one before you give it to them.
I was going to give Jeremy a five-pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon, but I hate PBR, so I got him Yuengling instead.
by carayzi July 20, 2016
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