Toe ring

A toe ring is when you stick one of your toes up someones arse, you pull it out and you're left with a nice brown ring on your toe. This is called a Toe ring.

Johnny was doing a spot of up-hill gardening when he slipped over and his toe went up freddies arse leaving him with a lovely toe ring.

by CamillaParkerBowels May 23, 2011

toe rag

A useless person, often characterized by unpleasant demeanour. Derivation: the subject is about as high up the social ladder as a rag used for cleaning toe jam out from between your toes.

You're a fucking toe rag. I got no time for you.

by N3dst4 January 16, 2003

freaky toe

When your second toe is longer than your big toe. Usually a phenomenom that happens to women.

Why is your freaky toe so long.
Holy shit! Your second toe is longer than your big toe, that's one freaky toe.

Man: What's up with your toe?
Woman: Uh...nothing.
Man: Why is it so damn long?
Woman: Leave me alone.
Man: I'll I'm saying is that's a freaky toe.
Woman: (sobbing)

by adfrock February 24, 2008

toe toucher

a gay person,
because they have to bend over to have sex
geddit?
most people dont

ewww,you toe toucher,

the guy over there is a toe toucher :)

by yesdearilikeyou June 10, 2008

Pink- toes

Derogatory term for white people.

You like white boys? Naw, I don't mess around with pink toes.

by cp October 15, 2004

toe cleavage

when you can see your toe cracks when you are trying on heels or flats

Jane: Crap. I think Joe saw my toe cleavage. what does that mean for our relationship?
Elizabeth: GIRLLL get new shoes.

by lizkat333333 February 8, 2009

brown toe

When one person slips their big toe into the ass crack of another person.

Chris: Im sleeping here leave me be im not hurting anyone.
Alyssa: (Slips big toe into Chris' ass.)
Chris: AHHHHH GET THAT TOE OUT!! You sneaky Brown Toe Crazy monkey face.

by Zenrid July 30, 2006