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God Paint

Fake religious people who try to look down on you all the time. Tell you about God but they false profits doing that same things you are doing and worse much much worse.
This guy came around here the other day wrapped in God Paint telling us that we are sinners, and that we need to stop chasing women. Stop chasing money but he was stealing for his bosses company. What a hypocrite.
by Tommy & Timmy B December 16, 2024
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Paint Beast

Yo look, it’s a 6’9 290 paint beast over there!
by idrinkpaint376 July 3, 2024
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painting the staircase

Using your gentlemen's relish to slowly paint the legs of a woman starting at her toes and making your way up the staircase as far as you can manage.
Tristian was ever so busy last weekend painting the staircase with his dearly beloved.
by alexy344cfx November 7, 2020
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Montana Paint

Montana Paint is what you get when you mix buffalo shit with snow and smear it on a fence or house. It falls off 9 months later when it thaws but by then you've already been paid and drank all the money.
The house looks like hell, Jimmy. Mix up some Montana paint and freshen up the brown parts for Momma.
by Benny Church December 5, 2012
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Painting the tiger

When a woman has sex with a man while she’s on her period.
Jo wasn’t overly keen on painting the tiger.
by Caledonian1976 July 14, 2024
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Painting her face

In the same vein as painting her nails -- describes the 'occupation' of a woman that only entails sitting at home and doing nothing while her partner does all the breadwinning.

The term stems from women applying make-up as part of their apparent vanity pastime, hence the 'painting' term.
"He's at the store, working 24/7 while she spends her time painting her face."
by Devil Jones March 4, 2008
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Paint 3D

by NonToxicPoison November 9, 2025
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