anus mcflackus

Making a puppet from dry or chapped butt cheeks.

During a night of intense sexaul exploration. I decided to introduce my girl to life long friend, Anus McFlackus.

by Anus McFlackus June 18, 2016

Anus volcanus

Diarrhea that burns

Do you want to go to taco bell? queried bill
No thanks it gives me anus volcanus. Replied dave

by Boobis May 29, 2025

Anus

A way to call your father.

An insult mainly to people who are an anus.
Can also be a name.

Dad, you are an Anus.
Anus!
I would like two cheese pizza Anus.

by Son of an Anus August 30, 2022

Anus Sausage

An Anus Sausage is when someone has a droopy anus, that of pink sock. The part on the anus that falls out when being butt-fucked too much.

Look at that man's anus! It looks like a big pink anus sausage is coming out of it!

by theoneandonlyoriginalbitch!FU June 17, 2012

Chemical anus

The taste in your mouth when eating citrus immediately after drinking milk.

GD man, my mouth tastes like chemical anus.

by LBJPebs February 24, 2025

Spaghetti Anus

a worm infested bloody anus may contain poop, "meatballs"

I have a spaghetti anus

by Extendedmeme September 12, 2020

heinous anus

chick who isgaudy and smarmy that also shows strong signs of hubris. when she is not even a nickle on a scale of 10 . can be used to describe either a male or a female typically females

Mary's over there looking at everybody down her nose like she's better than her when she's nothing but a heinous anus

by uncle Ruhbarb May 16, 2020