11 September 1965

Our world leader Bashar Hafez al Assad was bron on this glorious day

Did you know it’s the 11 September?
Yeah it’s the day Bashar was born suck dik
11 September 1965:

by Bassad December 7, 2021

Stop swearing September

You can’t swear for the whole month of September No balls you won’t do it

Stop swearing September

Guy1:fuck off dipshit

Girl1:you fucking idiot lost Stop swearing September

Guy2:you both lost haha
Girl2:looks like I win

Guy2: I’m still here

Girl2:if you don’t swear I’ll break up with you

Guy2:Shit don’t

Everyone else:you lost Stop Swearing September

Girl2:seems like I won now

by THEYSMARTGUY November 9, 2019

SLOPPY TOPPY SEPTEMBER

When women must give the gawk gawk 99000 to their man or men,faithfully and without back talk for 31 days like life depends on it if they want us to run with NO NO NOVEMBER BS

ALSO KNOW AS S.T.S

GOLLY JEE ! I can’t wait for SLOPPY TOPPY SEPTEMBER next month!

My girl will give me that mouth the whole SLOPPY TOPPY SEPTEMBER

by Sheafy November 4, 2022

National Shut up Zane Month (September)

A month in which you don't want someone named Zane to speak. Are you tired of listening to one direction blasting from your sisters bedroom while she masturbates to the cover art of "Up All Night", we all need a break sometimes and this month provides it

National Shut up Zane Month (September)
"Hey shut the fuck up Zane" when referring to a friend named Zane
or
"Emily, are you listening to one direction on national shut up Zane day?" *proceeds to douse sister's room in gasoline*

by Boujee_Grandma September 1, 2020

8 de setembro

Dia Internacional de fuder a mãe do Rafael

"Em 8 de setembro, nós fizemos a mãe do Goya"

by Flowersucca September 19, 2020

September 5

People born on September 5 are usually the hottest, most sexiest, nicest person you would ever meet. If anything, i would wanna get myself a hottie born on September 5th

Person 1: Hey, she’s sexy!!
Person 2: Hell yeah!! Must’ve been born on September 5!

by totally not who you think it i November 1, 2020

September 6

Your gay

Wow he is gay
He’s born on September 6 he’s going to be gay

by Nhgvbmkg October 17, 2020