Sausage Thief

Someone who steals guys from another girl

A Dong Killstealer

I was dancing with that guy, but when he started creeping me out I left, and then my friend swept in while I was going to the bathroom!

What a Sausage Thief!

by ThisPostWasNotMadeByNico November 3, 2010

Sausage-Ste

It is commonly known and perfectly acceptable to place the nickname Sausage in front of anybody called Ste, Stephen or Steve.

saw-sij or, esp. British, sos-ij
Hey Sausage-Ste make me a brew, good man.
Sausage perfectly good nickname for anybody with the name Steve.

by kevkevk1 February 21, 2020

Dropping the Sausage

Sudden loss of a woody , whereby the penis ‘falls out’ unexpectedly usually resulting in intense feelings of disappointment and frustration for both parties. Predominantly occurring in ‘beer goggle ’ driven sexual encounters with a hot and ready phantom hoe.

Undoubtedly leading to a positively spun bed time story shared with friends.

Example: "Vincent ended up dropping the sausage upon realising that the gorgeous blonde he thought he’d pulled earlier in the night was in fact a brown bag special ”.

by glittergirlgill February 21, 2011

suppressed sausage

When you nut in a girl and don’t tell her.

Last night I Was hitting it and I have her the suppressed sausage and ran.

by Lazy Bol October 7, 2019

Sausage tornado

When your and your buddies all perform the helicopter in a circle around a consenting other. If done properly with enough force, subject should lift off like a cow in a tornado

Last night me and the boys tried to give Kathy the ol sausage tornado but the aerodynamics were off and we couldn’t lift her up.

by Jfknmendez December 28, 2022

Sausage Valve

The part of the male body used for a multitude of purposes; showing off to friends, Sexual intercourse, Urinating, etc. Also know by such terms as Penis or Dong.

Mark: My woman sure does want a baby.
Tom: You going to give her the fillup?
Mark: Yes sir, Ill open the Sausage valve and iced her cake.
Tom: Way to use your sausage valve buddy!

by imthattechguy January 25, 2011

lucky sausage

when you just took a shit and you don't have to wipe because your ass is clean

yoo I just had a lucky sausage! thank god I didn't have to wipe!

by dennste February 7, 2018