you're telling the story

A loose way of suggesting you are off topic with an assumption.

Hey, you're telling the story fuck face.

by Hvaccess April 22, 2016

pippy long story

Someone who turns a 30 second story in to a 15 minute speech.

Matt is such a pippy long story. Whenever Matt starts a story, just know that you need a fresh drink and a snack because you're going to be there for 30 minutes!

by pharmbored December 5, 2020

toy story drunk

When you go to bed with a buzz and wake up with a woody

last christmas I was toy story drunk

by thegleekster December 24, 2020

Story Avira Time

That one guy

Person: Do you know Story Avira Time?

Person 2: OH YEAH HES AWESOME

by FaxMachine_OnlySpitFax July 16, 2021

Kelly Ciglar Story

If she starts telling a story be prepared to have 7 mini conversations and 19 other stories thrown into it because she can’t stay focused!

Is this going to be a Kelly Ciglar Story?

by Peaches0926 July 19, 2017

story book land

Only a nerd can work here btw it is also very dangerous I almost died

Man story book land is for pussies

by Hitler slayer 6969 August 27, 2017

Never ending story

“Never Ending Story”

When you take a sticky shit and keep wiping till the toilet paper is almost gone.

Went to the club last night couldn’t leave till two. Got stuck in the bathroom with a never ending story.

by Flaming hoe Cheeto February 26, 2019