Six AM Shuffle

The long walk home after waking up on a couch that isn't yours still drunk the next morning.

Steve Six AM Shuffled his way back to his dorm in his pirate costume after waking up on a hammock that was not his own.

by Poppa T-BEAR August 31, 2013

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Shithouse Shuffle

When one has to deficate in a public restroom and realizes the toilet paper dispenser is empty after they have deficated, the person then proceeds to stand up (typically with pants down around their ankles or pulled up loosely to prevent poo-residue from getting on their trousers) open the stall door and shuffle to the next available stall in hopes of finding a stall with a toilet paper dispenser that has an adequate amount of toilet paper.

“Bro-when I went to take a shit I didn’t realize there wasn’t enough TP before it was too late, I had to do the Shithouse Shuffle so I could clean my cornhole”

by MM197 October 5, 2018

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coupe shuffle

The action of the passenger in a coupe (2-door car) exiting the vehicle so the passengers in the back can leave. The passenger then returns to his given front seat.

Since Jim was leaving last, he opted to sit in the back to avoid an annoying coupe shuffle.

by bossofallbosses54 October 12, 2010

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Sloppy Shuffle

The act when a man is about to ejaculate when he shifts to the woman's face to drench her face in a sloppy solution.

I didn't wear a condom, so I did the sloppy shuffle to avoid any mishaps.

by room535 January 27, 2015

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Indy shuffle

What you do after you hit the wall head on at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway .

AJ : Here comes Rick .
Mario : Why is he walking like that .
AJ : Oh he has the Indy Shuffle after he stuck his feet into the wall in Turn 2 .
Mario : Should have turned left...

by wonderful world of sports January 24, 2025

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