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Rachel

Rachel, is a booming, trampy specie of a creature with high ego, despite the large surface area on her forehead which can be used to land planes on. Calculating the circumference of that forehead would be impossible. She always begs for it from guys even from her best friend's boyfriend. She stinks like shit no matter how many bottles of perfume she uses up, her odour overwhelms the people around her. Her moustache around her lips makes people believe her name is Pablo. From thorough research and examination, people can call her a slag. Her home life isn't going quite well due to the poor quality of life in that household, with 9 or more people living in a room in a council house. Sis is depriving her brothers and sisters of basic necessities to buy an iPhone 13 pro max and flex on the people she thinks she is better than (not quite efficient eh). I believe the name Rachel should be used as an offensive term and should make any person slip into a serious depression and want to kill themselves.
“You're such a Rachel
*person proceeds to kill themselves*
by Truthteller10123 June 4, 2022
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rachel

someone who shits in the shower and puts it down the drain. also a jew who complains a lot.
bro did you hear about rachel?

yea i heard she poops in the shower
by bruh2212 February 29, 2020
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Rachel

Best person you could find in your lifetime, someone who will stick by your side in the span of 3 months and eventually becomes a loveable person and friend. Has a lot of style and is such a slay, she can be goofy but in the best way possible always putting a smile on your face. She also has a massive 9 incher. She has a ghosting problem though.
Person 1: Yo bro i met this girl called rachel, do you know about her?
Person 2: Oh are you talking about "the" rachel, i heard she has a massive 9 incher
by ihavea7incher December 12, 2022
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rachel jodena

Loyal caring crazy fun to be around and cute plus she hates fake friends
by Rachel jodena November 24, 2021
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Rachel Tansey

This amazing girl has the coolest style and has green eyes that remind u of David beckham. The only problem about this girl is that she doesn’t wash her feet. This does attract all the boys on campus. She loves twizzlers and is a W rizzler
Ur feet are hot ‘ that Rachel Tansey
by anonymous January 15, 2023
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Rachel Lock

A bitch. Someone who’s a bitch named Rachel Lock
by Afahdkfnfbsn February 23, 2020
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