pantyhose

Pubic hair net, developed for the food trade industry, specifically nude waitresses

"Jenny has gotten so shaggy she has to wear pantyhose to keep from dropping short curlies all over the resturant floor"

by Health Inspector April 2, 2007

throwing a penny down a hallway

when a girl's pussy is so loose from having sex so much it's like throwing a penny down a hallway

Damn shelly was a bad lay. It was like throwing a penny down a hallway

by Cherry Lime August 1, 2008

penny

A sex act that involves a man shooting their load on the back of the head of someone with a Lincoln beard and top hat simulating Lincoln's assasination. Best done in the balcony of a theater.

We had the best penny at the opera the other night, they threw us out.

by mowmeows September 27, 2009

peety

to fart in a funny place (hahaha)

liftiing rear and lettin a peety out

by ant603 May 11, 2007

Penny Board

A plastic skateboard ridden exclusively by 12 year old girls on tumblr or adult men who dont have enough self confidence to ride a real skateboard, and not enough self respect to realize theyd be better off walking.

Look at Timmy trying to be cool, Penny Boarding with his airpods in. Its just sad.

by goobyyams January 31, 2019

The Penny Drops

Plain looking woman of indeterminable years who gives the impression she is dirty in bed but is really stuck up and a bad lay.

'I took that The Penny Drops home the other week, she laid there like a corpse then quoted me beethoven's symphonies. So much for plain girls being dirty!"

by Forever Gold September 8, 2009

penny pincher

See picture David Howard...

Once added a pint of gas to his truck to get him to the next gas station to save 1 cent on gas at the next gas station a mile away.

Never leaves tips, steals pennies and candy from small children

Stop being a Dave Howard! The tip is not 1 dollar on a 100 dollar check!

by TSD Guy March 11, 2005