the biggest asshole to ever play the game of baskeball (with the exception of Isiah Thomas). he is the most irritating player i have ever watched. all he ever does is complain about calls that he thinks were fouls. he has no comprehension of the game and is just annoying. he thinks he is the best, when he isn't even the best on his team. i pray the Bulls will lose, just so i don't have to watch him play.
by NoahHATER!!!!! August 4, 2011
Get the Joakim Noahmug. the guy who thinks he is the m.v.p. of the world but he isn't. don't let him fool you. he is a trickster!!
by Kiirstie February 3, 2009
Get the noah holtmug. The cutest couple there could ever be. Everybody can know because nothing stops their love and affection. They are a team and talk to each other as often as possible. Their families are close.
by AsianManiac69 April 21, 2013
Get the Noah and Skylarmug. 
by Wadadadadadada June 2, 2013
Get the Noah Jenningsmug. When 2 men stick razor blades into each others pee holes and cut the insides until both are bleeding and cumming
by Dan dickinson November 28, 2020
Get the Dirty Noahmug. 