need a noose

Bro, you good?

“I need a noose.”
“What you need is a good friend you can talk to.”

by I put the fun in funeral September 23, 2020

i need breakfast

When a closeted man gets head from a gay man.

Eric: “I need breakfast”

Bailey: “bro we just ate dinner”

Eric: “I’m not talking about that type of breakfast”

by Purslaypussy November 19, 2022

Need the Remix

1.Expression used when someone wants or needs a better version of a really bad song.
2.When someone needs to relax, to chill, calm down
3.Expression used when someone wants or needs something better, or upgraded, or of a higher level (remix)

1."This Micheal Jackson song is awful...yo man i need the remix though..."
2. "OH MY GOD I FAILED MY EXAM!!!"
"yo man, i think you need the remix..."
3. "This computer is too slow...i need the remix..."

by Dj Chris December 13, 2008

What Need For a Fence That Is On The Verge Of Decay

Literal Meaning:

There is no point in keeping up a fence if it is worn down- unable to do its job

Figurative Meaning:

At times there is no need for unnecessary doubt when it is incapable of preventing the inevitable

- Dmitri Milan Mikhailov

Individual A: "I find myself completely distraught, whatever am I supposed to do dear compadre?"
Individual B: "Fret not my dear, for what Need for a Fence that is on the verge of decay?"

by Dmitri Theodore Mikhailov August 21, 2024

need wanna

jarek is bad at dictionaries

do whatever ya need wanna do

by jaybethuggin August 27, 2021

Brat needs correction

When a male lolicon shows anger/ frustration/ dissatisfaction towards a horny/ spoiled/ noisy/ annoying/ disobedient loli brat — such as when she is sexually inducing/ seducing/ teasing him with a smug ass grin on her face — so he needs to "correct" her behavior by raping her in standing-doggy-style while grabbing her arms, and her legs also don't touch the ground. Like an adult punishing a child for their wrong behaviors, but as a kink/ fetish for lolicons.

S-Stop Teasing Sensei 💢💢💢!!
Brat Needs Correction 💢💢!!!
Uohhhhhhhhh😭😭😭
CHILD EROTIC😭!!
CUNNNNYYY!!!!

by Lyotokuda August 9, 2024

Does it look like i need your power

a scene from the sonic the hedgehog movie 2 trailer when sonic dashes at knuckles and knuckles says "Does it look like i need your power

(Sonic dashes)
(knuckles stops him)
(knuckles) "does it look like i need your power"

by Ur mothers mothers mothers son December 14, 2021