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Monkey run

The stupid half-run people do when the crossing signal light goes from green to red as they're crossing the road.
by mazzyg January 6, 2009
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monkey jew

Koob you're such a monkey jew
by Billcheese1 November 27, 2009
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Cock monkey

As a professional porn "star", I felt the need to add to this:

"Cock monkey" is a variant for male porn star/ legal professional male whore. It addresses the mechanical aspects of prolonged sex for commercial entertainment purposes, in multiple positions and in camera friendly ways which are different than sex in a private setting.

A guy fucking for a living on camera is a cock monkey or porn star, or both, depending on how you look at it.

If, as a porn star, some other dude director is telling you when to get your dick up and when and where to shoot your wad then that makes you a cock monkey. If the director is telling you to raise your ass higher so he can see you fucking the chick doggie style from underneath, that makes you a cock monkey.

You may also consider yourself a porn star at the same time. Being a porn star requires charisma, fame, talent and ego.

Being a cock monkey requires having a dick and being able to perform the most basic duties on command like getting an erection and ejaculating within a small window of time.

No P.h.d. required.
"There sure were a lot of cock monkeys in that gang bang. I could barely see the chick at all with all the dudes surrounding her"

That guy's not a porn star, he's just a cock monkey. He does low paying porn jobs like bukkakes and load dumps after the girl fucks some other guy.
by JeremySteele07 February 10, 2009
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Wet Monkey

when you get a blow job in the shower while washing your armpits.
i was dirty so i took a shower and ended up getting a wet monkey
by griggs-leaston October 22, 2008
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myspace monkey

(n). An individual who uses a public access computer not for research, but for social purposes such as MySpace, chat, Friendster.

2. Also, a pun on "space monkey".
The internet cafe was full of latte sipping myspace monkeys.
by boggler July 21, 2006
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Pin Monkey

A person that works at the back of tenpin bowling centers and fixes the machines.

Plays upon the fact that people used to restand pins manually before the automatic machines were produced.
Hey, go get that pin monkey to fix our lane!

That stupid pin monkey does nothing back there!
by _-*Jack*-_ September 4, 2006
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Fat Monkey

a pussy whith fat cheeks, a big meaty taco, that gives you a mouthfull once eaten, a huge cameltoe pussy. that is so good . i love to eat a fat monkey anytime.
by kreator of pleasure April 15, 2006
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