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Matt Rhule

Horrible Head Coach for the Carolina Panthers and somehow has a Head Coach job over Brian Flores
How the hell does Matt Rhule have a HC Job
by Hqbqhwh February 2, 2022
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Matt Katz

The funniest man you will ever see perform...IN SUNGLASSES. He plays not one, but TWO instruments. Hell, what's one worth if you're not playing the other at the same time?...while eating pie, juggling guitar picks, and doing other desperate attempts to get the audience to like you. Never takes off his leather jacket. Also a synonym for cuntcork.
Steve: (to Jim) Do you like jazz music?

Jim: No. That's for gays.

Steve: (To Tom) Do you like jazz music?

Tom: Do I look like a French Polynesian to you?

Steve: (To Charlie) Do YOU like jazz music?

Charlie: Eh...it's alright...if I were a QUEER.

Steve: (To the class) Does ANYONE like jazz music?

Matt Katz:(And no one else) I do.

Steve: (To the class) Anyone at all?

Matt Katz: Yea I do!

Steve: (To the class) So NO ONE likes jazz music?

Matt Katz: What do I look like to you?

Steve: (To Matt) A gay. Ok, so no one likes jazz music. Case closed.
by Michael Romero February 9, 2008
mugGet the Matt Katzmug.

Matt Vicious

One of the sickest players the world's ever seen.
Damn that dudes <i>vicious</i> mayne.
by Matt Peters July 21, 2008
mugGet the Matt Viciousmug.

matt corvin

A piece of shit who tried to profit off of people’s fear of the coronavirus by hoarding hand sanitizer and trying to sell it for profit.
I may be an awful person but Atleast I’m not Matt Corvin.
by A cool frog March 16, 2020
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matt M

gay boy with a jewish background cant get any chiki babes his jealous about how much zac and brad get the laaadies ;)
hey im matt m aND IM le jew wanna make babis
by monkeys uncle August 8, 2012
mugGet the matt Mmug.

matt dunn

A faggot white boi that smokes 5 blunts a day
Don't be a Matt Dunn
by TheBigNick May 17, 2016
mugGet the matt dunnmug.

Matt jones

Pedo, chases young kids. Needs locking up and killed. This person is unsafe.
by Thechased March 23, 2020
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