8 mile-ing

When you dump astro glide on an 8 mile slip and slide using a mountain bike, and then go down the slip and slide on your erect penis.

So Tim, did you hear about the guy who went 8 mile-ing the other day?

by cajungeek March 5, 2020

Nine Mile Station

Cheesy, Dorky or Creepy. Often used to explain men over 50 being creepy.

Lets steer clear of that place, I hear they're very Nine Mile Station

by myoduesp esp January 6, 2023

Miles

Short, stubborn, annoying are words that will describe a miles

Look at that miles, he is so short

by Zeffoe March 3, 2021

green mile

A mile long straight walkway inside of an amazon facility marked with green tape on the floor, usually starting at the front doors and leading through out the entire facility to most departments.

Sally: Where’s the HR office?
Jack: On the green mile!

New hire: Is the green mile actually a mile long?
Manager: Yes, it’s a literal mile.

by jayboul March 11, 2022

Miles

a sub dickbag who cannot say the word ich in german and likes to gaslight.

miles ate shit in german today.

by iloveyourmomstwiceremovedsis February 2, 2024

Mark mile

A mark mile is a unit of measurement where one standard mile is equivalent to five mark miles. In other words, 1 mile = 5 mark miles. This unit can be used for any calculation involving distance, where distances are converted by multiplying the number of miles by five to get the equivalent number of mark miles. This derives from mark the half man who is short, walking is strenuous on him.

I had to walk 1 mile to the store, which was 5 mark miles.

by Zeeman2121 June 21, 2024

Miles off it

A blanket statement used to describe something/someone which is severely below par, it can be used in many contexts, particularly common when describing the attractiveness of a person, or an unconventional idea.

Fabio: what do you think of this outfit?
Wilson: it’s miles off it

Dre: I think this girl is well fit, what do you reckon?
Wilson: nah, she’s miles off it

Shane: what do you think of pineapple on pizza?
Wilson: that’s miles off it

by Lord Andreas II August 22, 2025