A short boy with a little chode. He is also known for being fat and his nickname is fatboy. Chicken god feels bad for him because he becomes a transgender on a full moon so he can't jerk off at that time of the month. Matt king is not know for manipulating chicken but is very skinny when he cums in the plastic bottle
by Chicken God May 27, 2016
by Matt Peters August 15, 2005
The funniest man you will ever see perform...IN SUNGLASSES. He plays not one, but TWO instruments. Hell, what's one worth if you're not playing the other at the same time?...while eating pie, juggling guitar picks, and doing other desperate attempts to get the audience to like you. Never takes off his leather jacket. Also a synonym for cuntcork.
Steve: (to Jim) Do you like jazz music?
Jim: No. That's for gays.
Steve: (To Tom) Do you like jazz music?
Tom: Do I look like a French Polynesian to you?
Steve: (To Charlie) Do YOU like jazz music?
Charlie: Eh...it's alright...if I were a QUEER.
Steve: (To the class) Does ANYONE like jazz music?
Matt Katz:(And no one else) I do.
Steve: (To the class) Anyone at all?
Matt Katz: Yea I do!
Steve: (To the class) So NO ONE likes jazz music?
Matt Katz: What do I look like to you?
Steve: (To Matt) A gay. Ok, so no one likes jazz music. Case closed.
Jim: No. That's for gays.
Steve: (To Tom) Do you like jazz music?
Tom: Do I look like a French Polynesian to you?
Steve: (To Charlie) Do YOU like jazz music?
Charlie: Eh...it's alright...if I were a QUEER.
Steve: (To the class) Does ANYONE like jazz music?
Matt Katz:(And no one else) I do.
Steve: (To the class) Anyone at all?
Matt Katz: Yea I do!
Steve: (To the class) So NO ONE likes jazz music?
Matt Katz: What do I look like to you?
Steve: (To Matt) A gay. Ok, so no one likes jazz music. Case closed.
by Michael Romero February 09, 2008
Someone who is characterized by territoriality of a television remote and someone who is really annoying and likes to be a jerk all the time to try and fit in
by Zombie51ayer October 06, 2010
Matt Justine is a typical guy who loves to play billiards. He is jolly and easy to be with. He's hard headed and can be tamed only by his love ones. Matt Justine is also handsome and adorable. A real treasure. He loves dog so much. Matt Justine is a goal keeper.
"Matt Justine is so handsome his girlfriend is really in-love with him"
"Iloveyou always, my Matt 🖤" - MM
"Iloveyou always, my Matt 🖤" - MM
by CheesyHotdog June 22, 2021
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by TheBigNick May 17, 2016