A little midget with a tiny penis. He has a cool gaming setup and sometimes pulls chicks but other than that a Logan is a logan.
by Magnum dong124 June 26, 2020
An over-priviledged white kid from upper middle class suburbia who claims to a hard core gang banger and crime lord. Also an expert in all forms of street fighting and firearms.
by Jurgen Johanson May 12, 2009
The act of:
1. Having the general appearance of a rat, with squinty eyes, the lack of a chin, and loving cheese cock.
2. Kissing the highest amount of ass possible to have "friends", even though they tell you everyday that you are a faggot and are going to slit your throat with Brandon's pocketknife.
3. Playing every sport known to man at the shittiest level, getting cut from the team, then updating your Myspace with the name "Soccer is my Life", when you were cut from the team because you could not run a goddamn mile without having to stop for a cum break.
1. Having the general appearance of a rat, with squinty eyes, the lack of a chin, and loving cheese cock.
2. Kissing the highest amount of ass possible to have "friends", even though they tell you everyday that you are a faggot and are going to slit your throat with Brandon's pocketknife.
3. Playing every sport known to man at the shittiest level, getting cut from the team, then updating your Myspace with the name "Soccer is my Life", when you were cut from the team because you could not run a goddamn mile without having to stop for a cum break.
Yeah, I played soccer for the high school, and I got cut, but soccer is my life, and I root for some faggot team that I saw when my dad turned the channel to ESPN.
Actually, that would make you a Logan Martin, you motherfucking chinless ass rat. Go fuck your brother Stuart Little in the ass, and you can give the sloppy seconds to Algernon.
Actually, that would make you a Logan Martin, you motherfucking chinless ass rat. Go fuck your brother Stuart Little in the ass, and you can give the sloppy seconds to Algernon.
by [Editor]Christian November 05, 2006
by JahsehOompaLoompa November 13, 2019
by Vaste June 13, 2023
person 1: what’s that kid doing with the glass bottle?
person 2: oh he’s just Logan Ranneying around
person 2: oh he’s just Logan Ranneying around
by CCGameing June 16, 2023
Just go to the Logan Paul Wikipedia page if you want real information. I just wanted a mug that said Logan Paul is cancerous.
by LeoDefines November 09, 2017