Knock the monkey unconcious

The ultimate form of masturbation, the penis rarely survives this

Boldi, why are you leaving, are you going to sleep?

No man, I'm gonna knock the monkey unconcious.

by slimunator January 29, 2025

Knock

1. To strike a surface noisily to attract attention, especially when waiting to be let in through a door.

2. A desperate cry for help, particularly to express one's desire to enter the music room.

Student 1: "I am so screwed"
Student 2: "We just need to have some more practice time" knock knock knock knock knock knock

by TheSixthWizard March 28, 2024

Knock

A Gun / Firearm

Yeahh i was blowin my knock at them YGz my trigger finger was itchin

by Bro Im too Smart July 28, 2023

Knocked Loose

A very brutal metalcore band from Kentucky.

This new Knocked Loose song makes me want to start a riot!

by .u March 7, 2024

Knock out

The thing Laith will do to Chris if they box each other

Michael knows Laith can knock out Chris into the middle of next week

by Leonids Brutus January 23, 2022

ghost knocking

When solicitors don’t knock on doors, but instead pin houses from the speedway parking lot in the car, giving the impression that they are actually knocking doors

Bro Josh Josh and Pablo were clearly just ghost knocking. No wonder they bageled.

by solicitor123 July 27, 2024

Knock knock

The sudden urge to take a poo

I just finished my coffee and I’m getting a knock knock so I’m gonna head to the bathroom

by Tuono-rider May 19, 2019