Jessica means Foresighted. Shakespeare is the first place we find the word Jessica. My Jessica has read Tarot cards for 14 years. She has an amazing upper arm tattoo that is the tarot cards she gets the most. She is a great nurse. You would like her right away, just like everyone else. She is uninhibited and unaware of what she does with her body. The first time I saw her, she stepped in front of me and wrote her name on a board. Her perfect bottom was no more than 4 inches from my face. Don't tell her I told you. We can keep that secret, right. Her heart is pure and able to hold all her patients there at one time, keeping them warm and safe. Her mind is sharp and loaded with the knowledge a nurse needs. I love her in a way you would too.
by Rick the Jessica lover March 4, 2018
Get the Jessicamug. Me. The most beautiful woman to ever live. Having all human features realistically and therefore comprehensively possible in perfect balanced. After going 25 years not knowing what made me so differnt, was that. Go big noses. I'm proudly the blackest and whitest person to ever live. As a demonstration in admitting this, we are all equal parts both. Goo dead monkeys and ligers. I'm also very confused as to why my extraordinary excellence went and continues to be so obscure and go unnoticed. As I say I mean type this, I feel like I'm saying something argumentitive. Something that everyone doent know or feel, and actually think this of themselves. I feel the stero typical definition of Noticed is not fulfilled on my life. Instead I'm a yale born panhandler, who just wants her own her owm home and garden, to be able to afford to fight the effects of aging with good medicine. To have enough money one day to go to Jordens. Have a sky light. However, I know all these undeniable, never to accure again contexts about myself and I'm forced to beg for small change praying for more humanity for myself and other panhandlers to people as my heart bleeds hott out my pours
Jessica Jean is to be rich one day by God's good graces and the sake of experience itself. God bless Jessica Jean means God Bless everyone. And I love you.
by Lsdpie December 9, 2021
Get the Jessica Jeanmug. If Aphrodite was a person it’s Jessica, quite literally the prettiest girl in existence, and nobody comes even close. Jessica is so compassionate, comforting, caring, sweet, kind, and absolutely loving. You’ll never find someone like Jessica and the love she can bring you. If you ever find yourself one hold on to them tightly and never let go cause ik I won’t ever want to.
(Wick witch): Mirror mirror on the wall who’s the prettiest of them all.
(Mirror on the wall) : that would be the fairest, prettiest and most gorgeous of them all Jessica.
(Mirror on the wall) : that would be the fairest, prettiest and most gorgeous of them all Jessica.
by eggy_nacho July 30, 2024
Get the Jessicamug. The most supportive and loving girl that walks this earth. She has beautiful eyes that sparkle even at night. Her smile can light up a whole room filled with darkness. And her laugh is contagious and cute. Girl’s can't help but to stare. If she falls in love, she won't stop thinking about you. She is intelligent, athletic, into art, and great at listening. If you ever find yourself a Jessica, don't let go.
by Jess_xxx January 29, 2020
Get the Jessicamug. Most of the rich and bratty kids at my school.
Won't shut the fuck up about how rich her daddy is
Like seriously-NO ONE CARES JESSICA
Won't shut the fuck up about how rich her daddy is
Like seriously-NO ONE CARES JESSICA
Jessica: My daddy is the CEO of Fortnite.
Dickhead: first of all, your so-called 'daddy' is drunk as fuck
second, your adopted, and third, he's probably on drugs
Everyone: Agrees
*Disclaimer* if your name is Jessica, please do not take this as an insult.
Dickhead: first of all, your so-called 'daddy' is drunk as fuck
second, your adopted, and third, he's probably on drugs
Everyone: Agrees
*Disclaimer* if your name is Jessica, please do not take this as an insult.
by Old Bread April 30, 2023
Get the Jessicamug. by King Ian Moore June 6, 2021
Get the Super Star Jessicamug. Jess, u r a hell of a bitch.
Edit: Oh opps! forgot to add:
Jess, u r a hell of BADASS bitch. You have the biggest ass in the world and sometimes you kill people when u twerk. U literally can fit half of the population of the world in ur ass like- damn girl.
I wish I was a Jess.
Btw forgot to add you are also a very nice and kind person. U always give the best hugs!
And for the people who are not Jessicas reading this, watch out! if she farts u r dead, fr.
Edit: Oh opps! forgot to add:
Jess, u r a hell of BADASS bitch. You have the biggest ass in the world and sometimes you kill people when u twerk. U literally can fit half of the population of the world in ur ass like- damn girl.
I wish I was a Jess.
Btw forgot to add you are also a very nice and kind person. U always give the best hugs!
And for the people who are not Jessicas reading this, watch out! if she farts u r dead, fr.
by Fart-on-ur-pillow killer November 24, 2021
Get the Jessicamug.