Stages of a Relationship

The different stages of a relationship. A method of predicting what stage a relationship is at, or for determining when a relationship will form, end etc.

These stages are always changing and new stages are always emerging, therefore the stages include but are not limited to:
- Genesis Stage
- Midpoint Stage
- Advancement Stage
- Turbulence Stage
- Decline Stage

Professor Love Dickinanus: I knew they would break up, I predicted it!
Colleague: How? How did you know that they would break up around this time?
Professor Love Dickinanus: I noticed tension between them when they started dating, so I used my method called the Stages of a Relationship to determine when their relationship would cease to exist.

by ProfessorGOD August 29, 2018

relationship shop

This is when a person is trying to pick who the person wants to be in a relationship with

Carly: so who would u choose. Ann:i dont know. i hate being in a fucking relationship shop

by anonymous April 10, 2021

paulobet relationship

An online relationship in which you have only met the person in real life once or twice.

Often shady looking people involved.

Gee willikers, I don't know her boyfriend Bobby!
Gosh thats because its one of those creepy paulobet relationships.

by Ima Leiu Serr December 24, 2007

High Octane Relationship

A relationship between romantic lovable partners involving lots, and I mean lots, ( practically to the point of a literal fuck ton ) of sex.

"Me and my partner have a high octane relationship, we fuck twice a day."

by NukeSyphon April 18, 2024

Relationship Vampire

A person who sucks the souls of their victims/partners, with no intentions of loving them. Usually a man but sometimes a woman. Usually a person who has not had one exclusive partner for an extensive amount of time.

That guy is a relationship vampire. He won’t ever have a girlfriend and will probably never get married.

by Sheila V. October 21, 2020

Wattpad relationship height

A wattpad relationship height is where one person is 4'11 and the other is 7ft tall buff and sounds like batman.

Gosh i wish i had a wattpad relationship height with my boyfriend!

Girl, shes the tallest u can get

U WANT A TREEEEEE

by CurlEfry135 March 4, 2024

Hyena Relationship/Hyena Marriage

A hyena relationship or hyena marriage is basically when the woman calls all the shots in said relationship or marriage. She always tells her boyfriend/husband what to do and always puts him in check. In her eyes, she is never wrong. The meaning comes from the fact that hyenas are one of the few animals where the females dominate the males

Ever since my homie started dating his girl, she has been controlling him, and telling him what to do. She makes him do everything. Looks like's he stuck in a hyena relationship/hyena marriage

by chanceplan314 October 21, 2024