Grease Horn

Another word for your cell phone. Meaning that it is used to pick up grease (aka women, guys, booty call, etc...). Often used to describe a phone that gets ridiculous amounts of calls, texts and picture messages resulting from hitting on people and greasing them up like a boss.

"Heey, why didn't you pick up the grease horn last night?"

"Sorry man, it wasn't working, there was much too much grease so it was pooched for the night"

"Ahhh, I get it. You salty dawg you!!!"

by IngridtheCat July 20, 2012

Dericko horn

Dericko stinks off shit he’s always cheeky to his mam and fancy’s ppl called Dominica

Hello dericko horn is fat

by CURRYANDA October 2, 2020

Horned Bastiss

a mythological creature that exists primarily in folk-lore, but actually exists in semi-rare environments world-wide. A Horned Bastiss is almost identical to a common field Bastiss, but the beast has horns. Horned Bastiss's can be friendly if they're full, but run into a Horned Bastiss on an empty stomach.....thats game over buddy.

"Haha, Dean was poking a hooved critter and he made it fart with a stick!"
Dugan replies; "Did it have Horns?"
Dean yells; " hell yeah it had horns, lizard skin and frickin hooves!!"
Dugan sweats and screams; " YOU ITIOTS, WE ARE COMPLETELY EFF'DTHATS A MOTHER F***ING HORNED BASTISS!"

by angelo barrett April 20, 2021

French horn

The act of performing analingus on a woman while simultaneously digitally arousing her, specifically with the entire first.

Linda was well satisfied when Steve gave her a french horn. .

by Comicus January 3, 2019