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Emergency Handshake

A mediocre dodgeball team comprised of approximately eight individuals who, although are all very impressive individually, stand very little chance in winning anything as a group.
"Did you guys see Emergency Handshake yesterday?"
"Naw, who would want to watch a bunch of amateurs?"
by Gloomhaven March 3, 2010
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The Hollywood Handshake

The act of exchanging names with someone after having sex with them.
“That was hot bro. You really know how to fuck! I’m Jayson by the way”

“I always use the Hollywood Handshake because if the sex is bad, I don’t tell them my real name”
by Landocommando69 August 16, 2024
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Philly Handshake

Receiving a hand job while in Philadelphia where the woman simply holds on to the shaft of your dick.
I went home with this girl when i was in philly. It sucked all i got was a philly handshake.
by tex spade May 3, 2010
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clam bake handshake

We were at the beach with a group on spring break, I tried to fuck her but all she would do is give me a clam bake handshake.
by Zetland Zoo April 14, 2018
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Scandinavian Handshake

Joe and I just got back from Denmark, we met this danish couple that introduced us to the Scandinavian Handshake!
by Larsy-chan February 25, 2025
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Fancy down town handshake.

when a man tries a awkward position to masturbate.
"what was that noise coming out of your room last night?"

" i was on the dresser trying to give myself a Fancy down town handshake. "
by Thatguymyguy December 10, 2012
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horizontal handshake

A.k.a. "moocher's greeting" or "glad-handout"; it refers to where one of your "friends" beamingly approaches you with extended arm as if to greet you with a hearty palm-clasp, but instead of positioning his hand vertically the way one usually does when shaking hands, he holds his outstretched palm **upwards** so that his hand is horizontal --- this "gimme, gimme, gimme" position is how his hand is usually held whenever he is around fellow humans (duh!).
I always feel suspicious whenever someone greets me with a horizontal handshake, since it is a good indication that he is planning to ask me for a handout.
by QuacksO August 2, 2019
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