Emergency Handshake

A mediocre dodgeball team comprised of approximately eight individuals who, although are all very impressive individually, stand very little chance in winning anything as a group.

"Did you guys see Emergency Handshake yesterday?"
"Naw, who would want to watch a bunch of amateurs?"

by Gloomhaven March 3, 2010

Corona Handshake

Similar to the Elbump, but you touch both elbows at the same time, and say “Corona be gone” while in the motion

Jack: SAM!

Sam: JACK!
Jack: No Sam, gotta do corona handshake.
Sam: oh sorry my bad

Both: Corona be gone!

by SirBisket March 13, 2020

Trauma handshake

When a trauma surgeon sticks his finger up a trauma patients anus to ensure there is no abdominal bleeding

“Hey, did you just shake the doctors hand”
“Yeah, why”
“I just saw him give the guy over there a trauma handshake”
“Ewwww”

by Anonчмous February 5, 2025

Plymouthian handshake

When you have a diet consisting of seeds and dried fruits for a month, and swallow a vibrating sextoy to loose your stool.

Thw previous tennants have pebbledashed the bathroom. They must have done the plymouthian handshake

by Demonic thumper September 22, 2022

The Baltimore Handshake

Doing nasty stuff to a cloaca at Old Town Mall

Look at that dude doing The Baltimore Handshake with that bird behind that dead mall.

by devydoodles August 9, 2023

Milwaukee Handshake

Where two individuals touch genitals to relieve stress and boost morale.

Hey Eric, I heard you gave Bonnie a Milwaukee Handshake last night, congrats!

by Ephayes May 5, 2015

Squidward Handshake

When two bro’s slap their penises. Almost like a High Five but with the penis.

Pedro and Gary did a Squidward Handshake in the Pool!

by Pedway94 September 6, 2019