The First Order

Introduced in Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens, the First Order is a militaristic regime that is dedicated to wipe out the loathsome Resistance. The Order is led by Supreme Leader Snoke and is commanded by Kylo Ren, Captain Phasma, and General Hux.

The First Order is gonna rek the Resistance #rekt

by nrE5150 October 6, 2016

well first of all, whore

*breathes* “well first of all, whore... I don’t appreciate you talking about my craft this way, that is really... that is really screwed up, whore...” -Quackity

someone exiles you? then you say, “well first of all, whore”

by skeppyextrq January 16, 2021

We're going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu

A quote that the red turkey from Free Birds said in which it got popular by Schaffrillas.

That’s right. We're going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu.

by Chukoloco08 November 22, 2022

Fourth and inches, can I get a first down?

When the pic is very close to the titties so u want her to send nudes

*sends bra pic*
Guy: “Fourth and inches, can I get a first down?”

by scg902 December 22, 2018

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch

a sentence no one has ever uttered except me. why i have ever thought of this is beyond me. help me. help us. you are the only other person to ever see this. except for the poor soul who reviews this.

also nice dick bro

it wont

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch

by Random schoolkid June 26, 2021

Quinn's First Law

Liberalism always generates the exact opposite of it's stated intent.

If we take away guns from the people, there will be less crime.

by FunkyFender February 4, 2004

Han Shot First

References Star Wars (AKA Starwars IV: A New Hope)

1.) Stating the truth, instead of a spin-doctored story.

In the original version of the movie, in the Alien Smuggler's bar, Han Solo shoots the alien bounty hunter Greedo in cold blood with a blaster hidden under the table.

In the "Special Edition" some badly cut-together rehash has Greedo shooting at Han twice and missing from point blank range.

"I saw it all go down! This giant gang of his huge thugz was charging down to totally pwn him..."

"Oh come on man... Han Shot First."

by Eoraptor July 31, 2008