When an Asian Archer ejaculates over a family member he hasn't seen in a decade and is some way surprised."
"I gave my Dad a Spirit Dragon when I saw him in the mall. We were playing hide and seek for ten years now; I nearly gave up!"
by Piggy Blakey June 13, 2016
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Get the The Orange Dragon mug.Unicorn dragon is a term typically used to identify a wlw couple. Introduced by Lauren Jauregui in her coming out letter. “I’m a unicorn but I’m in love with a dragon”.
by Hehecamren September 10, 2020
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Man after eating all of that spoiled seafood, that dude ran in there and shook the walls with an explosive, gross splatter dragon! I would hate to be the janiter on that one!
by johnnyc692011 December 12, 2011
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Boredom is the mother of innovation.
At this point, what wasn't stale for us was probably physically impossible, or at least would cost my security deposit. I'd fucked with him from above, below, front and behind. In harnesses, in costumes, strap-ons, and blinds. But today, today was special. We watched How to Train your Dragon, Reign of Fire, and left a demo of Panzer Dragoon playing on the screen, and we each demolished an eighth after picking up shrooms from our source uptown. I put him behind me to start the night's sexcapades, but suddenly in a blink we weren't burnouts fucking like dogs in a shitty apartment. I was a beautiful, winged beast, with claws like great curved swords, with tits like two zeppelins, and he was a rider, young and full of wanderlust, and together we were possessed of that ancient thrill, dragon riding. Off we flew, sexing past enemy fire through the defenses of the Dick Empire to claim the ancient artifact, Sexcalibur, for ourselves.
At this point, what wasn't stale for us was probably physically impossible, or at least would cost my security deposit. I'd fucked with him from above, below, front and behind. In harnesses, in costumes, strap-ons, and blinds. But today, today was special. We watched How to Train your Dragon, Reign of Fire, and left a demo of Panzer Dragoon playing on the screen, and we each demolished an eighth after picking up shrooms from our source uptown. I put him behind me to start the night's sexcapades, but suddenly in a blink we weren't burnouts fucking like dogs in a shitty apartment. I was a beautiful, winged beast, with claws like great curved swords, with tits like two zeppelins, and he was a rider, young and full of wanderlust, and together we were possessed of that ancient thrill, dragon riding. Off we flew, sexing past enemy fire through the defenses of the Dick Empire to claim the ancient artifact, Sexcalibur, for ourselves.
by stardust crusader January 15, 2018
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Omega Dragon uses mainly and mostly dragon type Pokemon
Omega Dragon is the strongest team in the Pokemon universe
Omega Dragon uses mainly and mostly dragon type Pokemon
Omega Dragon is the strongest team in the Pokemon universe
Guy 1: What's Omega Dragon?
Guy 2: You've never heard of Omega Dragon? They are the strongest team ever and they have really good merch!
Guy 1: Woah, sounds cool. I might join it
Guy 2: You've never heard of Omega Dragon? They are the strongest team ever and they have really good merch!
Guy 1: Woah, sounds cool. I might join it
by OmegaDragonIsLIT November 28, 2019
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