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Danger Dance

The act of riskily running naked from the bathroom to the bedroom after realising you should've probably bothered to check if there were any towels on the rail before you took a shower.
Guy1: "I think I'm scarred for life, man. Caught a dude doing the danger dance across the hall at my buddy's place last night."

Guy2: "Hahaha fail."
by Cillit-Bang September 8, 2011
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Dance of the Mad Shitter

When you wake up one morning to find the gates of your asshole ready to give way, consequently you find yourself having to to fucking charge to the bathroom to ensure that the brown discharge lands in the goddamn shitter and not your undergarments.
"I woke up early and saw eddie charge past me to the john.. Damn son, it must have been the Dance of the mad shitter."
by El chicken January 4, 2015
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Dance Ledge

A shelf-shaped platform of any kind that can be danced on when pissed and showing off , for example a low wall or narrow stage.
Milly was enjoying twerking on that dance ledge till Cathy dropped that air biscuit
by peaveyyyy May 19, 2016
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Danger-Maths

Danger-Maths is a real man's sport. Attempted by many, mastered by none.

In an attempt to prove mathematical superiority and serve maximum disrespect to your lesser mathematical colleagues, Danger-Maths is game in where the person to pick up their pen last during a maths exam wins.

It is an event that requires not only courage and mathematical prowess, but you must also have extraordinarily rapid hand eye coordination.

Do you think you're good enough to succeed at Danger-Maths? I highly doubt it. Go back to BTEC Further Maths you imbecile.
Martin once attempted Danger-Maths. He is now a bin-man.

Charlie was the master of Danger-Maths, he even left turning up to the exam to the last possible second.
by ItsDanH June 16, 2016
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Danger Dwarf

Small mates who are fanatical about super heroes and cartoons (in most cases well beyond the tears of watching cartoons or superhero movies).

Short tempered (comes with the territory). At risk of saying anything at any given moment which makes them dangerous.

Would love to be a super hero.

Hence, Danger Dwarf
XXX....if you were a super hero....what would you be called?

'WHAT YA ON ABOOT MAN!!!!! Obvs Danger Dwarf' arggghhhhhhh
by Swampy007 April 3, 2020
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danger loaf

A danger loaf is a chonky raccoon (basically all raccoons)
Did you see that danger loaf, it almost attacked me to take my garbage, but it's so cute and chonky i cant be mad at it
by Bummely bum September 1, 2020
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Dance of Italy

the song that originated in the UNUS ANNUS video "we make DIY cheese"

now illegal and sacrilege it only lives on in our hearts
its the dance of Italy howowowo
its the dance of Italy howowowo
its the dance of Italy howowowo
its the dance of i-ta-ly howowowo
by THE_GONGOOZLER69 January 14, 2021
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