DoctorMuthaFuckingOctagonopus

The act of interrupting DoctorOctagonopus as he is about to fire his lazer at you.

DoctorOctagonopus: Doctor..

Random Person: Quiet Mr Jeanie, now listen to my wish!

-slap across the face-
DoctorOctagonopus: DoctorMuthaFuckingOctagonopus!

by MediocareEmployee May 28, 2010

doctordisrespect

let's talk about about me, let's talk about the 6'8 frame the 37 in verticle leap...the black steel that drapes down my back aka the bulletproof mullet, the google prototype scopes with built-in LCD LED 1080p 3D sony technology. The Ethiopian poisonous catapillar aka SLICK DADDY. let's talk about the cabinets right behind me that go 40ft deep that house the other 95% of my trophies, the awards, the certificates, all claiming first place, right?

doctordisrespect is a trihard

by docfan69 April 25, 2020

doctrine

a word to use when you feel miserable and when you're in deep shit, similar to the "nika", and the "dpris".

oh im so sad and i hate myself, hyati is a doctrine.

by exhentaihavenemployee July 7, 2020

Plague Doctors

A group of girls with mental issues and secrets. If you see them don’t ask questions just know that they are crying on the inside. These girls got memes for days and for any situation. Death in the family? Need someone murdered? How about someone to read fanfic to you at 12am? Need Teen Wolf binging partners? Someone to confess your deepest secrets, turnons, and embarrassing moments? Look no further because the Plague Doctors are for you. Formally known as the Stinky Baboons.

P.S.A Will show up to your house in the middle of the night with bird masks and hair dye.

Oh look it’s them Plague Doctors, how funny. Wait did they just crash their car!?

by Plague Doctor D July 28, 2020

docter octogonapus

Docter Octogonapus is a character in a popular YouTube show called "The lazer collection". He appears at the most random of times to Shoop de Whoop people. A Shoop de is an upchucked blast of energy from the mouth.

"Oh uh hey man, wheres your phone?" *guy 1*
"Oh uhh its charging...." *guy 2*
"DOCTER OCTOGONAPUS!!! BLAHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *dr. octogonapus*

Dr. Octogonapus
Shoop de whoop
IMA FIRIN MAH LAZER
docter octogonapus

by U know who... May 24, 2011

The Merv Doctrine

Derived from a famous quote by the iconic Merv, speaking on whether he scored on Australia Day:

"Mate, there are 364 days for hooking up with birds. Australia Day is about beers and mates."

The doctrine can be applied in various settings: ironically or sincerely, to show pride or hide shame, to rally the 'turbos' or to vibe out.

Are you cut Fiona left early last night?
Nah, I subscribe to The Merv Doctrine...

by allkindsofsickaye May 18, 2011

Dogtor

A veterinarian. Your dog probably hates them for sticking a thermometer up their ass and giving them shots, but its all good.

Had to take Fido to the dogtor today, I lied and told him we were going to the park.

by vaallen February 13, 2017