chode

a walrus or whale that is wider than is longer.

tom eley: your a chode
ben smith: i know, boing!

by Tom Eley August 10, 2008

chode

tiniest weirner ever

chode=1mm

by skiehf February 25, 2010

Chode

(ch-ode) N. A measurement of weight equivalent to a 100 pounds (lbs). Not to be confused with Chodé, the metric version. Chodes, plural

My friend went to weight in at wrestling he weighted 2.1 chodes, surprisingly he was .01 of a chode over.

by paradoxical child March 22, 2010

little chode

a small penis, thats wider than it is long...

look at hamber, he's got a little chode

by Peter Gaskell December 14, 2008

Chode Bisque

Dirty discharge containing a mixture of urine and anus juices. Often mixed with pirate booty.

Brian: Wow Lacey that was some good chode bisque
Lacey: Thanks I made it myself
Brian: WOW!

by chip42399 January 21, 2009

chode bagging

chode bagging: rubbing one's chode (usually sweaty) on a fallen foe's face after epic combat.

After beating up her friend, I started chode bagging him to show my dominance...

by power metal whore October 25, 2009

Power Chode

A chode that is acquired in some sexually twisted, demented, arosal which is brought on by a status of power, achievment, or dominance. (Refer to Forest Whitaker in the movie The Experiment)

After silencing his class of kindergarteners, Mr. Lafferty pitched a Power Chode tent.

by Eiffel Power December 19, 2010