Cheese Pipes

Bicep muscles of a Wisconsinite.

The old cheese pipes got a good workout today lifting all those tallboys.

by Tina G. May 8, 2018

Fruhmuhnda Cheese

Fruhmuhnda Cheese is the accumulation of pure griminess(90% sweat and an equal part left over poop residue) in the area spanning from the back side of your ball sack,all the way to your butthole! This area is commonly known as the DMZ,Bonch,Taint,Gooch,etc! Fruhmuhnda Cheese can be found in both males and females alike,but looks and smells 10x worse in females because of all the juices that flow as well as the folds that keep it all in!!

James: Yo Flip,dude.......we've been on this OP for at least 13 hours now and theres no end to it in sight so youre just going to have to hang tight!

Flip:Bro,not only am I about to literally shit my pants,but I havent showered in over a week and my Fruhmuhnda Cheese is OUT OF CONTROL and smells so bad that even the Iraqi's are starting to look at me funny! And Im starting to get so chaffed that Im on the verge of not being able to walk!

James:Dude,Im so sorry,but duty calls and were not comin off this rooftop! Go poop in the corner,I got your six!

James: FRUH....

Flip: MUHN...

James: DUH.....

Flip: CHEEEEEEZ!!

by James and Flip-Flip October 16, 2010

blow cheese

the crusty part at the end of the tip of spray cheese in a can.

Erin you eat the blow cheese it tastes like crap!
Sure, it tastes just like mom made!

by Lezs February 20, 2009

gouda cheese

Not a badda cheese, but a gouda one.

Damn that's some gouda cheese

by dahnjor November 4, 2013

Cheese god

People with the name thomas and faye are cheese gods

Cheese god people are de best

by Poomaster44 May 27, 2021

bacheloroni & cheese

a bachelor food: the combination of macaroni & cheese with any other food, most commonly a condiment.

macaroni & cheese + salsa = bacheloroni & cheese

by Will Nelson January 11, 2008

Cheese Whack

Cheese whacking is something that only can be by men who are well endowed. It entails removing one's penis and smacking it on a solid surface - normally a table. A really good cheese whack will not only make a half decent noise it will also leave a knobcheese stain on the surface in question.

Cheese whacking can have several meanings. Normally it means "look at my cock, isn't it big". However, it can also take the form of abusing an inanimate object, such as a computer.

Tom got really angry with the server, so he cheese whacked it.

by Lord Football April 4, 2005