Crusty

When Jeffrey gets upset or irritated for almost no reason.

Jeffrey i didnt do anything, stop being crusty.

by Hayleez May 29, 2018

Your bread's crusty

An insult used towards a male or female has multiple STI's from their own fault.

I'm not bangin' you, your bread's crusty.

by Doctor Defenition May 31, 2018

crusty the bowman

a crusty man that KIYUPS and IS LOQUACIOUS

"man did you see that man? what a crusty the bowman"

by williamnilliam June 2, 2018

Crusty Taco

Some nasty ass pussy with eye crust in it,smells like a salmon took a bath in horse shit.

You fuck that broad? Nah man she had a crusty taco had to drop a bitch off.

by Brookayjugs June 9, 2018

Crusty Onion Ring

The ring of poop the collects under the head of the penis after anal sex.

Not to be confused with poop noodle

Damn, that girls poopy butt hole left me with a Crusty Onion Ring.

by Fry McFryguy June 11, 2018

Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch

Is when ur witch is so mangled that she can be called this. However, the person saying this literally worships the ground she walks on and loves her.

Omg Lucy is such an Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch that I would get on my hands and knees to worship her.

by Witch man August 28, 2022

crusty musty dusty

that one guy in the back of the class who's hair looks like a bird nest and always has sweaty ass hands

girl 1: that guy in the back of the class just called me a slut
girl 2: dw hes a crusty musty dusty sewer rat

by ahaha_slay_yee November 8, 2022