a leJINdary group with 7 mem(e)bers.
god of destruction (Kim namjoon)
Worldwide Handsome (Kim seokjin)
little meow meow (Min yoongi)
sunshine (Jung hoseok)
mochi (Park Jimin)
alien (Kim taehyung)
kookie (Jeon jungkook)
BTS!
god of destruction (Kim namjoon)
Worldwide Handsome (Kim seokjin)
little meow meow (Min yoongi)
sunshine (Jung hoseok)
mochi (Park Jimin)
alien (Kim taehyung)
kookie (Jeon jungkook)
BTS!
by BTS_ARMY_666 October 26, 2020
BTS is a Korean Pop Group consisting of 7 North Korean sleeper agents who’ve been tasked to indoctrinate, brainwash and radicalise as many vulnerable teenage girls and homosexual men as possible to help further the reach of North Korea, Chinese control over the TikTok algorithm and over the Twitter trending tab. BTS is one of the biggest Korean Pop groups in the world and is regarded as ‘real music’ by its many indoctrinated followers. The name BTS is an acronym for the phrase ‘Born To Shit.’ BTS is one of many popular Korean Pop groups tasked with making westerners more retarded.
Clara: Wow! BTS have released their new album ‘ 사탄을 찬양하다’
David: Don’t you find it weird listening to an album in a language you don’t understand? They could be praising Satan.
Clara: *doxxes David*
David: Don’t you find it weird listening to an album in a language you don’t understand? They could be praising Satan.
Clara: *doxxes David*
by TwitterUser#9456 September 10, 2022
Big crackhead culture
A mom (Jin), and a dad (RM)
With three kids: Taehyung, Jungkook & Jimin
An uncle (J-Hope)
And a grandpa (Suga)
A mom (Jin), and a dad (RM)
With three kids: Taehyung, Jungkook & Jimin
An uncle (J-Hope)
And a grandpa (Suga)
(A story from the Bts family)
Jin: Oh fuck i lost Taehyung
RM: Just call him
Jin *inhales*: TAEHYUNG WE BOUGHT A NEW GUCCI BAG
Tae, ottanowhere: I have that already
Jin: Oh fuck i lost Taehyung
RM: Just call him
Jin *inhales*: TAEHYUNG WE BOUGHT A NEW GUCCI BAG
Tae, ottanowhere: I have that already
by Jhopes wife February 10, 2019
by infinite x official July 13, 2022
A world dominating Kpop group with seven ✨HOT✨🥵 members who all dance and sing and or rap RrRrrrRap monstAaa World wide handsome. lil meow meow. Hobi Chim Chim. Tae. Goldon maknae
by KpopBTSTXT July 08, 2021
7 beautiful, hot, god-like idiots that ruined my life and is the cause of why my wallet is friggen SCREAMING at me. Members consists of;
Jin: aka the mama bird of the group, a fab princess, mr. Worldwide handsome, windshield laugh.
Suga: also known as Agust D, 'INFIRES', gon' wreck you up with that tongue technology
J-Hope: has nicknames such as J-horse, J-nope and J-dope. And also, Hobi and sunshine. He is also the embodiment of the freaking SUN.
RM/Rapmon: god of destruction, dada bird, leadermon. the most responsible of the group tbh. Done with BTS' english. Ships Yoonmin af
Jimin: PROTECT THIS BABY OMG I SWEAR TO GOD- *ahem* i mean.. A beautiful boy that has the dancing and vocal skills of a god, short, also known as ChimChim (thanks Tony), Mochi, and Christian ChimChim. Has no jams. The jibooty bish-
V: Has a voice lower than my grades. Sweet boi his grandparents died recently ;-; is the world's #1 most handsome person, GOOFY AF
Jungkook: the golden Maknae, annoys his hyungs, a cute-handsome bun. Somehow talented at 95% of the things he does. Makes fun of Jimin for his height but has a soft side for him-
Jin: aka the mama bird of the group, a fab princess, mr. Worldwide handsome, windshield laugh.
Suga: also known as Agust D, 'INFIRES', gon' wreck you up with that tongue technology
J-Hope: has nicknames such as J-horse, J-nope and J-dope. And also, Hobi and sunshine. He is also the embodiment of the freaking SUN.
RM/Rapmon: god of destruction, dada bird, leadermon. the most responsible of the group tbh. Done with BTS' english. Ships Yoonmin af
Jimin: PROTECT THIS BABY OMG I SWEAR TO GOD- *ahem* i mean.. A beautiful boy that has the dancing and vocal skills of a god, short, also known as ChimChim (thanks Tony), Mochi, and Christian ChimChim. Has no jams. The jibooty bish-
V: Has a voice lower than my grades. Sweet boi his grandparents died recently ;-; is the world's #1 most handsome person, GOOFY AF
Jungkook: the golden Maknae, annoys his hyungs, a cute-handsome bun. Somehow talented at 95% of the things he does. Makes fun of Jimin for his height but has a soft side for him-
Me: ...i-i.. *SCREE* THIS MV IS FABULOUS
Non-army friend: what are you so excited about?
Me: BTS just released the official MV for Idol!! OMG I'M SOO EXCITED!
Friend: what the hell is BTS?
Me: .....child, come, i'll teach you the ways of an ARMY and all the information about the 7 gods that ruined my life and broke my wallet but in a positive way.
Non-army friend: what are you so excited about?
Me: BTS just released the official MV for Idol!! OMG I'M SOO EXCITED!
Friend: what the hell is BTS?
Me: .....child, come, i'll teach you the ways of an ARMY and all the information about the 7 gods that ruined my life and broke my wallet but in a positive way.
by AShatteredHope 303 August 26, 2018
a group full of memes and members.
Jin, 1992
Suga, 1993
J-Hope, 1994
RM/Rap Monster, 1994
Jimin, 1995
V, 1995
Jungkook/JK/Kookie, 1997
Jin, 1992
Suga, 1993
J-Hope, 1994
RM/Rap Monster, 1994
Jimin, 1995
V, 1995
Jungkook/JK/Kookie, 1997
BTS SHIPS ARE DISGUSTING
by igotitallHANDLED June 08, 2022