Great guy. Not terribly talkative. Likes cows, farming, and sometimes will put up Christmas reindor decorations in the beginning of November. Seems to be attracted to Tories.
That Austin is a great guy!
by “Them” November 28, 2021
Get the Austinmug. Austin a guy who people like most of the time but is actually a dumb lanky white kid the no ones likes
Oh No austin
by Condom sucker December 29, 2021
Get the Austinmug. Hot enough to melt any metal/alloy known to man. Burns bright enough to disintegrate your retinas within a 10 mile radius.
by Them Niggas March 10, 2019
Get the Austin’s Barsmug. by Austin’s friend May 2, 2022
Get the Austinmug. The act of searching for a naked blonde-haired, blue eyed, 5'4 male, when you find one that fits the description, you stare at him until they walk towards you to signal that they are about to ejaculate. When he is on the edge of ejaculating, do the Muhammed Ali shuffle and say, "The Eye of Cthulhu is approaching!" and you pull out your eyeballs and shove them up his anal cavity.
"I heard Wendy's is serving the Austin Dyer Special for $5."
"Are you fucking shitting me?"
"Deadass."
"..."
"Grab your keys, nigga, what are you waiting for?"
"I'm waiting for him to stop staring at me."
"Who's him?"
"I'M HIM." - Lebron James
"BIG TWENTY-THREEEEEEEEEEEEE."
"Are you fucking shitting me?"
"Deadass."
"..."
"Grab your keys, nigga, what are you waiting for?"
"I'm waiting for him to stop staring at me."
"Who's him?"
"I'M HIM." - Lebron James
"BIG TWENTY-THREEEEEEEEEEEEE."
by BangalangMan February 14, 2025
Get the Austin Dyer Specialmug. by Potatoboi2847 May 11, 2018
Get the Austinmug. a generous and nice person
by anonymous October 11, 2023
Get the Austin molinamug.