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marching the army

A stylish way to say you're gunna jerk off or that you jerked off!
1. I'm plannin on marching the army tonight to some lesbian porn!
2. I marched the army all over my room last night!
by Sadman101 September 28, 2018
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ARMY

ARMY= BTS fans.

ARMY used to be great. They would support all members equally, raise money for charity, adopt endangered wildlife, clean searches if ANY member hated.

Sadly this ARMY no longer exist.

After BTS released Dynamite-Aug 2020 BTS had a new surge of fans & this was the beginning of ARMY's downfall.

May 2021-Butter, their second English song, July 2021- PTD their third English song & again another wave of new fans.

These new fans loved to fight with other fandoms over BTS achievements. Streams suffered although BTS were still garnering achievements.

ARMY no longer cared for the Music, only achievements. The support for ALL members died, # against certain members were left, abuse allegations, toxic anti accounts were growing, donations weren't flowing & now the majority of ARMY mostly fight with Black Pink fans.

Report accounts ignored & toxic accounts growing to 50/70k+
The fandom split, solo supporters, akgaes & toxic shippers which spread hate & accusations of sexual harassment, pedophilia & abuse, all have been ignored.

Big OT7 accounts have turned their support more to a company than to the artists & will often protect themselves/company before the artist.

ARMY WAS a great place for acceptance, now it is full of homophobia, racism, xenophobia, misogyny, sexism, ageism & much more.

ARMY will be BTS's downfall.
ARMY1: Let's go slut shame Black Pink!

ARMY2: ok, fkng whores need putting in their place!
ARMY1: My bias is Jimin and I......
ARMY2: WTF U SOLO GO AWAY OR LOVE ALL 7 EQUALLY!
by Tangalicious November 14, 2023
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ARMY ended bl0nks

Bl0nks(blackpink toxic fans named by there own fandom) who can't focus on their fav and always butting on ARMYS business but ARMYS always win and bl0nks can't digest
1.Army ended bl0nks again with there success.
2. Bl0nks are jobless
by anonymous January 7, 2022
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Swiss Army Lesbian

A lesbian who seems to have a large range of skills, some unnecessary and some you haven't even heard of. If you can think of a skill, there's a high probability at least one Swiss Army Lesbian you know has some knowledge of it.
You want to know how to make candles? Laura's exs are all Swiss Army Lesbians, so she's bound to know one that could teach you.
by TheJoxter May 6, 2019
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ARMY

A cult following the Korean boy group BTS, intense brainwashing is required to join the cult, all logic and reason being replaced by ridiculous beliefs (some examples: they decided everything themselves, bighit is a wonderful family not a corporation hell bent on making money and nothing else, 6 seconds is a fair amount time for a member to have on a song and barely audible backing vocals count as lines and a dancer trained for over 15 yrs to stand at the back and watch others who can't dance as well as he can and is happy about it); another requirement for joining is to be exceptionally dumb.
These dumb ARMY are a bunch of brainwashed cult followers
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Army

A group of beautiful hoes who decided to give their life to these 7 dorks. Don't even think of dating them because their standards are too high for you.
{Random Guy} Hi! Are you single?
{ARMY} Are you Namjoon, Yoongi, Seokjin, Jimin, Hoseok, Taehyung, or Jungkook? No? Well dont talk to me.
by .ichangedmyname January 6, 2021
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ducky._..army

A swag content creator who mainly plays Roblox and Has not shown voice or face
“Hey are you following ducky._..army?”
Yeah why?”
“He is swag 😍😍”
“ pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis”
by A guy with a hat July 31, 2021
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