April 22

If you were born on April 22, you’re not fun to be around. Your mostly mean, short, and make a lot of jokes about others that really hurt their feeling

Guess what.
What?

Todays April 22
Isn’t this the day a lot of disrespectful people are born
Yeah, watch out for anyone who is born on today

by Mr.Duckydagoat April 12, 2024

22 July

the day Anders Breivik became Justiciar Knight Commander of the Knights Templar. He had to take 21 years off his life to receive the title but it's all worth it.

i remember 22 july 2011, the day anders breivik became Justiciar Knight Commander of the Knights Templar.

by pkpenguin April 1, 2023

Favre-22

The disease of fumbling bad bitches (named after the man with the most fumbles in NFL history)

“Damn that guy a victim of Favre-22.”

by Whos Crunchy September 13, 2022

October 22

Its national vsco girl day every one has to wear a scrunchie

Hey its October 22 you know what that means

No
Wheres your scrunchie and hydroflask

by Hi208387 October 21, 2019

february 22

The day where you have to suck off your father.

father: Hey so it's February 22nd, you know what that means!

Son: Oh no

by penguin maker 420 February 22, 2021

22 Bar

A charitable bar where famous, wealthy women pay for a physical sperm doner. Men from royal blood lines and heritage. Also known as the Lineage Of Kings...

"Babe I decided to get pregnant. I went to the 22 Bar..." who'd you pick? "The young billionaire tycoon..."

(At least the child will have heaps of brothers and sisters)

by KingRed007 March 24, 2016

October 22

National no balls day. Whatever your girlfriend tells you to do if she says no balls you have to do it

1: hey it's October 22nd you know what that means
2: no balls you won't go kiss her
1: only because it's October 22nd

by 242424242424242424 October 21, 2019