ARMY

A cult following the Korean boy group BTS, intense brainwashing is required to join the cult, all logic and reason being replaced by ridiculous beliefs (some examples: they decided everything themselves, bighit is a wonderful family not a corporation hell bent on making money and nothing else, 6 seconds is a fair amount time for a member to have on a song and barely audible backing vocals count as lines and a dancer trained for over 15 yrs to stand at the back and watch others who can't dance as well as he can and is happy about it); another requirement for joining is to be exceptionally dumb.

These dumb ARMY are a bunch of brainwashed cult followers

by StickYourSunshineYouKnowWhere March 22, 2021

Y Army

The Y Army is a group that was founded in 2019 and has fone through many changes they are a group of trolls on the internet.

Wow look at that guy, he must be in the Y Army!

by Y Army March 26, 2021

raise an army

raising an army describes the search and choice for new recruits for the army and war
this coul be voluntary or not like the osmans did. they sent "converted" christians in the first line to reduce the christian population and kill a few enemies before they met the real army
the sailors got a own word for forced recruitment its called "to shanghai someone"

sire! our neighbor declared war on us! we need to raise an army

by snorrslida April 17, 2021

army

bunch of wet teen girls that are obsessed with asian bois

you may be confused cuz army is bunch of soldiers but we are on internet so we don't do that here

by #BTSjunglecock April 21, 2021

army

the fandom foe kpop group bts. really toxic and will hate on other groups for absolute no reason. don't trust them.

army:what groups do you stan?
person:nct, skz, ateez...
army:OmG wHy Do YoU lIsTeN tO nOiSe MuSiC wHeN yOu CoUlD lIsTeN tO bTs
person:wow wtf dont need to be so rude

by jaehyunsbitches April 22, 2021

Army recruiter

A person who, somehow, gets paid 3x your salary to recruit graduating high school students for military activities that contribute nothing of society.

Jeff had a month left in school before the army recruiter showed up at his door, offering to pay his college tuition in favor of his service.

by Clay_ July 17, 2022

Jesus's Army

Jesus's Army are a peaceful Christian organisation who usually drive around to their religious gatherings in rainbow or multi coloured vehicles usually dilapidated vans or mini buses. Jesus's Army love to spread the word of our Lord and Saviour through rustic songs acapella style or often led by tambourine's, maracas,spoons and entry level guitar playing.
Unfortunately due to Jesus's Army only feeling love and seeing good in their fellow man they can often fall foul of being abused by drunken thugs who will initially express a real interest in turning their sad lives around with Jesus's help only to blag free rides to their next watering hole and further cementing their own place in Hell.

Dave we've drank and gambled all our money on fruit machines. We literally only have enough for 4 more pints each with no cash machine visits available and we still need to get home with no money for a taxi.
Fear not there is some rainbow coloured van there with a heavy smell of marijuana and Christian love exuding from it. That is definitely Jesus's Army and if we tell them we are interested in signing up and turning our lives around with the help of the Lord I think we can blag a lift.

by Another pseudonymal August 5, 2022