Stoner

Skinny white ranga blonde strawberry blonde. Brittle bones and thunder elbows. His barber was a woman and now has a shit haircut. He is obsessed with golf and all things of golfing stability. In his free time, he loves to sharpen both his elbows and his golf swing. His mum is Mum Michelle Stone and she is very very very sexy and garumptious. Thicanvicandjuocy

Stoner has a very sexy mum.
Ikr she is such a milf.
Not as sexy as his brother though, josh stone is an absolute sex lord.

by Denbatron 3000 December 4, 2022

stoner

kristy

kristy is a stoner

by stonerrrrrr2728 July 2, 2018

Stoner's Burial

A stoner's burial is when you break a piece you have to roll a joint and blow it into the broken pieces.

I had to have a Stoner's Burial last night, man.

by Sh1t b1rd June 23, 2017

stoner clean

when yo shi so clean but you still got yo stoner shi everywhere (weed, shake, bongs, etc)

mannn my shiii stoner clean😩

by bake.dbarbie July 31, 2021

Elevator Stoner

Middle schoolers or college freshmen who congregate in parking ramp elevators to get high in an apparent attempt to evade police and authority figures.

Parking is always free here after 9pm, though it does tend to smell of elevator stoners....

by Satans Lapdog September 4, 2016

Stoner

A person who’s smokes blunts, bongs, and bowls daily

That guys is such a stoner

by Reetspanker December 20, 2018

Tits (a stoner poem)

Play with my tits u little shit,
Fuck me in the ass and pay me cash
Let's go smoke from my stash
Higher than a kite
Smoking too much weed
Bro, I gotta fucking pee 😂

Me: "If u get high then make use out of it and have fun"

Me: "enjoy the poem, tits (a stoner poem)" 😂😂
"I'm too sober for this rn"

by Tits (a stoner poem) December 14, 2021