Hair Pony

When someone makes a valid point in a conversation.

J: “makes a valid point”
K: that’s hair pony!

by Hairpony4life January 06, 2021

Satire Pony

a master. just a master at satire....to the point you confuse all the other masters.

Rhonda: That guy over there, standing in front of the burning man statue being grumpy is a total snarkle pony.

Jess: No, dear, it's a performance arts piece. He's being a satire pony.

by Misandrist August 20, 2015

Pink Ponied

to be "pink ponied" means to lose a broomball game to the Pink Pony Club

Those teams in the Challenge Cup of the 2022 World Broomball tournament really got "pink ponied" by Hagans Hippos.

by pinkpony22 May 03, 2023

sugar pony

A strawberry blonde female.

We call Amber sugar pony because of her hair.

by patate.triste May 08, 2017

princess pony

Long hair that is half up and half down.

Look at that girl over there with the princess pony, she looks like a real life princess.

by Vanbridg October 12, 2017

Grocery Store Pony

To utterly dominate

They rode us like a grocery store pony.

by davvvo March 05, 2019

blow pony

A bitch nigga who can't get head.

My ex is a blow pony.

by Bitch.. November 04, 2015