October 24

National smash your ex's best friend

Yeah, I smashed her bestfriend, I'm not a bad guy, it was October 24.

by S.t.r.e.e.z.y_ January 25, 2021

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May 24

May 24th is the BEST day to be born on,
It is international thicc day
And, Queen Victoria's BIRTHDAY.
stay thicc and rule Britain May 24-ies.

Guy: He's born on May 24th? ayo no wonder he's thicc.
Person: Hey that's suspicious-

by Johnathan From Church December 31, 2021

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A set amount of time which is equal to a day , commonly used for formal business or a desperate placeholder of time when you didnt finish your project / homework in time even though it was that small ; or ina short and understandable manner , the amount of time it takes for me to finish dOIn YOuR mOm.

Teacher: "STUDENT DID YOU NOT FINISH YOU'RE HOMEWORK ?! IT WAS LITERALLY JUST A SMALL WORKSHEET THAT YOU

COULD COMPLETE IN A SMALL AMOUNT OF TIME AND YOUR RETARDED-ASS BRAIN COULDNT EVEN HANDLE THAT

ONE TASK LIKE SERIOUSLY YOUR PARENTS ARE PAYING THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS FOR YOU TO GET THIS

EDUCATIONAL OPPORTUNITY AND HERE YOU ARE THROWING IT AWA-"
Student:"Can you give me 24 hours ?"
Teacher:"TO DO WHAT ?"
Student:"to finish doin' your mom"

by NotaFortniteSpedkid November 16, 2021

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