Nov 16

Text your ex day

Hey! It’s nov 16 you can finally text your ex!!

by bigdaddyleahstoes November 16, 2021

September 16

people born on this day are hot af and they all have a crush on their best friend but that friend is secretly railing their dad every night and shoves monster sized green shrek dildos up their ass with the vibration setting all the way up with the shrek soundtrack blasting to help them cum

person: “I was born on september 16”

other person: “that best friend you have a crush on is railing your dad and is weirdly attracted to shrek”

by xxslaybitchxx March 8, 2022

16 november

The time the coolest people are born

"He's born on 16 november, he must me awesome!"

by swaggy_BD March 12, 2022

March 16

Wear a random weird hat day

"Why are you wear that hat "
"It's March 16 random hat day"

by Billybob153 March 15, 2022

March 16

Give someone a hug from behind, slap, or just ignore them for the day

1. *hugs* its march 16
2. *slaps* HEY, what was that for?! I dunno its march 16, duh
3. *march 17* Why didnt you talk to me yesterday?? :: it was march 16

by ima perfectlyfinehuman March 15, 2022

March 16

Give your gf a Kiss day. If You don't give your gf a Kiss before 2pm she gets to slap you as hard as she wants on your face.

gf "Hey it's march 16th right?"
bf "Yeah, why?"
gf "What time is it?"
bf "2:01"
gf *slaps across face*

by Vivionna March 16, 2022

March 16

f*ck your crush day (make sure he has a big d*ck too)!!!
f*ck your crush because it is national fuck your crush day

boy: wanna f*ck its March 16
girl: only if you have a big d*ck

by school_is_awesome March 16, 2022