When you're getting a blowjob and your buddy shows up with an 3 piece pork shank coated in barbeque sauce and you high five them. Then you shoot a 3 roper on her face.
by Dave, General Manager of Ross February 27, 2025
When an individual who sets up shop at a sit-down coffee house and doesn't have the good graces to step out after they are finished with their drinks. Especially in busy coffee shops like Starbucks.
Jane: Oh my god! I've been looking for a table for our meeting for 10 minutes!
John: I was here earlier and those same people are at that table!
Jane: Ugh, what cafe hogs!
John: I was here earlier and those same people are at that table!
Jane: Ugh, what cafe hogs!
by mrspuff2014 January 09, 2014
An extremely weird person who likes videos about cats. He may also enjoy visions of fat people rolling down hills. They can also be awesome but only if their name is Chris. Otherwise theyre just weird.
by Quianna Guilici March 10, 2012
by ThatGuy 915 December 31, 2022
Is a set of titties covered...HOPEFULLY by a poncho, but will also include any set of titties inside a shirt not covered by a bra!!!
by Gaynuts September 14, 2017