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Evil

Right but if he ASKED and you had the means to give to him.... Wouldn't you just give it to him? I mean, it's the difference between murder and manslaughter. And you can say "Well, manslaughter is still a crime." But... Sometimes you're guilt is peripheral and if it's too peripheral then you don't even try to stop it.
Hym "Well, if you have a sandwich. And a guy is starving on the street and you can see the future and he begs you for food... Do you give it to him?"

Retard "I mean I'd decide..."

Hym "Soooo... You know he's going to starve... But there is a possibility you'll say no.... So.... What would it take for you to say 'No?' "

Retard "Uuuuuummmmm.... I don't know. I would have to just not feel like giving it to him."

Hym "So... The guy doesn't need to live unless you feel like letting him?"

Retard "Uuuuh.... Well... I mean, I'm the good one so I would let him live but I wouldn't have to if I didn't want to..."

Hym "So.... What would it take for you to NOT help them? What would it take for you to not give them the sandwich? What would he have to do?"

Retard "I don't know. I would have to not want to. It would be at my discretion."

Hym "Well... Does he have to trade his life for yours?"

Retard "What?"

Hym "I mean... You have the sandwich... He's going to die if he doesn't get it... Should he have to willing give up his life so you get to keep your sandwich if taking your sandwich doesn't effect your ability to get subsequent sandwich?"

Retard "It's MY sandwich!"

Hym "Right but... If you're not going to give up a sandwich for his life then... Why should he give up his life for your sandwich? And it's not even the sandwich it's the sandwich in abstraction and in aggregate..."

Retard "You're evil!"

Hym "..... And?"
by Hym Iam July 19, 2023
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evil yart

a thc pen that you’re 99% sure is laced
Bro this evil yart is SO spiced
by bumbarahsclaht June 6, 2025
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Evil Mike

Evil Mike another word for a low functioning psychopath. And can be easily manipulated.
Evil Mike: Smile 1….2…3…
Me: Does epic Cheshire cat grin
by Platinumunity July 23, 2023
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evil bong

a very evil and scary bong
"HOLY SHIT THATS EVIL BONG!!!!"
"evil bong is so scary"
"im gonna shove an evil bong up my ass so it licks my insides"
by Bob Da Snail May 7, 2024
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Evil

An evil person isn't usually going to tell everybody they are evil, since that wouldn't get them too far. More of the good life goes with claiming to be a good, honest, or trustworthy person, and if suspicion is deferred to others long enough, people will usually quit questioning what the evil person is really like, they assume the person is good by nature.
If people people told everybody that they were evil in plain language, nothing would be left to question. Usually they tell everybody else (the public) something different than they tell you behind the scenes, when nobody is looking.
by The Original Agahnim September 17, 2021
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Mimmu milkaer
ahahahahahh Mommy milkers evil susy balakala sussye sauchty
by sussy akab April 7, 2022
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